Gauloises Puns

I know that it’s virtually impossible to get Gauloises anywhere in America. However, I saw them at O’Hare, and I was wondering, am I actually able to buy them?

Does anyone know where I can buy Gauloises or Georgian Naturals cigarettes in Tbilisi?

Bummed a gauloise from a French guy in Montreal one time and loved it. Saw them at the duty free at O'Hare but they refused to sell it to me because I was flying domestically. Does anyone sell them? Is there a legal way to get them?

Gaulois, Gauloises, j'ai une révélation à vous faire: Je suis un Suisse qui habite en France.

Je sais, on a mauvaise réputation, on est censé avoir plein de pognon, parler avec un accent de merde, avoir des expressions bizarres et manger notre quintal de fromage journalier (ceci dit j'adore le votre).

J'adore la France et les Français, une partie de ma famille l'est. Feu mon grand-père était d'ailleurs dans les chasseurs alpins en 39-45, à casser du nazi. Je ne suis pas chez moi, mais je suis un peu chez moi quand même, je connais autant la Marseillaise que le Cantique Suisse, je dis souvent "quatre-vingt-dix-neuf" au lieu de "nonante-neuf", et je me torche à la Chartreuse.

J'ai choisi de m'installer dans votre pays récemment, non pas comme certaines mauvaises langues le penseraient pour des raisons financières, mais parce qu'une de vos compatriotes a fait chavirer mon cœur. J'ai 40 balais passés, on est une famille recomposée. On a un coin de terre dans le 74, à un ou deux kilomètres de la frontière helvétique, et ce début 2020 a été marquant quand les frontières ont été fermées. Je vous partage mon expérience d'émigré (ou immigré selon le point de vue).

Mi-mars 2020, ma concubine m'envoie un message, je suis dans mon pays d'origine pour le travail et dois rapidement rentrer à la maison car les frontières vont fermer me dit-elle, son indic à la police est formel. Effectivement, ce sera le cas quelques heures plus tard.

On s'organise, on fait le plein de pâtes, de riz dès le lendemain. Je suis sur le parking de l'Intermarché local. Deux jeunes flics s'approchent de moi, j'ai deux gros sacs de courses dans les mains, et encore les plaques suisses sur ma voiture (il faut une année pour avoir le droit de changer). "Qu'est-ce que vous faites là? Vous avez passé la frontière? Vous avez votre attestation?". Visiblement en plein jeu de pouvoir post-puberté, le jeune agent non masqué s'approche de mon visage à vingt centimètres, je recule en lui expliquant qu'il ne devrait pas autant s'approcher car il y a quand même un virus mortel qui circule. Il s'en fout. 135 euros d'amende, parce que je n'avais pas un papier avec une case cochée "je fais mes achats", malgré ces deux putains de gros sacs dans mes mains.

Quelques jours après mon père m'appelle pour savoir comment ça se passe en France, je lui explique que l'on n'a plus le droit de sortir, que la gendarmerie nationale est partout. Il me raconte ses balades au bord du lac, ses soirées avec des potes, qu'il

Can anyone explain this to me? Came back to smoking after quite some time only to find this.. They are both Gauloises Brunes Filtre. The one on the left is what I used to smoke a few years back, one the right is what they sell currently in France. They seem to have lost quite a bit of their thickness. Does anyone know if this is the consequence of plain packaging? ('ve heard quite a few stories of cigarettes changing in all sorts of ways since plain packaging). Can anyone in Belgium or Germany confirm that this is what they have too?

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While in vacation in Greece I really enjoyed Gauloises Blondes blue. The problem is they are not present on the market in Romania, where I live.

Can you legally buy cigarettes in EU? Do you guys know a trusted site?

thanks

They’re honestly my favourite cigarettes but no one smokes them so they’re never in stock or some places don’t even sell them.

Anyone able to help me locate some Gitanes in the USA? I'll pay fairly. Gauloises as a second choice.

Much appreciated.

If you cant help directly any pointers?

Muchos Gracias

Marlon Radley

Ive seen a lot about the Gauloises brand but ive never seen them in any of my local stores. I dont know much about the brand. Are they sold in the US?

Was just laughed out of my local import shop for asking for gauloises. I loved these things during my time in Holland and summer’s got me craving. Anyone know where I can score them?

I was thinking of ordering a carton of Gauloise Brunes from Japan to the UK. I've had the european brunes before and fell in love, I was wondering if the Japanese ones are any different? Thank you

It's an army pack "Gauloises Caporal" unfiltered.

The guy who sold them to me was like "we sell them to reenactors, so they can have the perfect soldier look, I wouldn't smoke them if I was you, they're going to taste like dirty hay"

Surpsingly they taste great, a bit strong. They're the strongest cigarettes I've tried, I usually smoke unfiltered camel and lucky strike, but the gauloise are stronger, it made me a bit dizzy. I'd say the tobacco is a little tiny bit dry, nothing dramatic.

Now you know. You can smoke really old cigarettes.

Got myself a carton of these. Been waiting for a good filterless smoke forever. The taste is good, they're strong.

But . . . They smell like a barn. Legitimately, that sickly sweet smell of cow shit. They don't taste that way but they leave my hands and coat smelling of manure too. Anyone have any experience with this? Lol. The packs can't be too too old, they're plain packaging. So I don't think its a rotten issue.

I work in a job where co-workers are routinely in Europe for events and I'll just ask someone to grab me a pack at the train station, but obviously with COVID no one's flying anywhere so …

I've come to the experts for help.

Any ideas how I might be able to get a pack in the states?

Hello to my favorite community! I’m in the US and am trying to figure out a way to get a couple packs of each of the smokes in the title. I know Dutchtobacconist sells them but they don’t ship to the US.

I’ve considered using a mail forwarding service and see if I could get a Dutchtobacconist order that way but I read that they don’t accept US credit cards.

I’ve done many pack swaps before (which is how I tried these cigarettes in the first place) and especially appreciate the flavor of the additive free Marlboro True Reds.

If anyone has access to these smokes, knows where to order them from, or just wants to do a pack swap with a US trader, just let me know! Thank you :)

These are french cigarettes, I believe.

Have wanted to try them since I first started smoking, but have no clue how to get them, or if they are still made.

Apparently they use a special kind of tobacco and rice paper?

Thanks!

Where can I get Gauloises cigarettes in the states?