Gaseousness Puns

A list of puns related to "Gaseousness"

Uranus is a gaseous giant
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👤︎ u/jeswinjohnson6
📅︎ May 25 2021
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what do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats at Taco Bell?

Gaseous Clay

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👤︎ u/thewhalehunters
📅︎ Mar 15 2023
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I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions

I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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Not sure if this counts as a joke, but…

New dad here. When my son makes his strained face, I ask him if he’s Gaseous Clay or Poohamed Ali.

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👤︎ u/Durlan_Lorarieth
📅︎ Feb 18 2023
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What do you call a heavyweight champ who farts a lot?

Gaseous Clay.

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👤︎ u/fanbritlit
📅︎ Jan 08 2023
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What kind of clay do you get from a volcano?

Gaseous Clay

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👤︎ u/Affectionate_Lead_13
📅︎ Jul 20 2022
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A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100° temperature...

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/--Giraffe--
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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Who was the greatest boxer of all time with a flatulence problem?

Gaseous Clay. Floated like a butterfly, stank like a septic tank.

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👤︎ u/fredinNH
📅︎ Nov 17 2021
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What do you call a farting boxer?

Gaseous Clay

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👤︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
📅︎ May 28 2021
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Who was the heavy weight champion of farts?

Gaseous Clay

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👤︎ u/rumblebeard
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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My father has you all beat, I assure you.

We were working on getting him a new SSD for his work laptop and he dropped this little nugget: "If I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive, would that enable cloud computing?"

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👤︎ u/Derlique
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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What floats like matter that has no fixed shape or volume and stings like a bee?

Gaseous Clay.

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👤︎ u/DocDerz
📅︎ Jun 15 2017
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My dad adopts an alter ego any time he farts

He starts shadow boxing and proclaiming he is "Gaseous Clay" and "he is the greatest"

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👤︎ u/jty87
📅︎ Jul 27 2016
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Dad joked my husband at the movie theater

Me: Did you put butter on the popcorn?

Him: Yeah, I must have been pouring butter for a solid minute.

Me: Thank god it wasn't a gaseous minute!

Him: That would have been very unpleasant for the people around me.

We make a good team :)

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👤︎ u/persephone11185
📅︎ May 24 2015
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What do you call it when Muhammad Ali farts?

Gaseous Clay

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👤︎ u/oldwhitelincoln
📅︎ Sep 20 2021
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What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats a can of beans?

Gaseous Clay

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👤︎ u/metalismetal5
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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