Platform(s): NES
Genre: Shoot 'em up
Estimated year of release: 1988-1992
Graphics/art style: Pixels, and a level that looked like a garbage dump. There was a noticeably low frame rate, 20 frames i think it was
Notable characters: None that I remember
Notable gameplay mechanics: Horizontal scrolling with backgrounds
Other details: The top of the cart's label was in dark purple and had a crosshair involved in its logo.
this is a secondhand spectator memory
So, essentially, anything will be an upgrade. My s5 screen is fucked, has a permanent green overlay, and does a horrible strobing effect when the light is over half dim.
Currently I'm using straight talk, just because that's the cheapest in my area, but I'm open to whatever ( no contract ).
I prefer a larger screen, but any size works. I'll use it mainly for watching twitch/messaging my friends on whatsapp, and some light gaming (I use my pc for everything else) like vainglory, arena of valor, hearthstone.
I really don't like samsung or LG, if I'm being honest. Every LG phone I've had has shat out on me, but it has been a number of years, maybe things have changed...
Like the title says, I'd like if I could get it for under $300, new. I understand I can't get a top notch device with this budget. Things like camera quality, fingerprint scanners, or type of USB port, don't really matter to me.
In the end, I want a phone I can squeeze a couple years out of, with a large-ish screen (5.5 inches and up?).
I've been looking at moto g6, but I have also seen people saying to stay away from it.
The only thing I really require, is upgradable storage space, at least to 32 gigs. I don't think that's too crazy, and most phones have it. I think...haven't been phone shopping since the S5.
Thanks for your input ♡
Welcome to my tiny awful apartment kitchen! I've lived with this for 4 years. It's time to pretty this shit up:
http://i.imgur.com/mpUN5l5.jpg
Beige cabinets are going to be painted white. The wall behind the sink is going to be painted either teal or a butter yellow, I think, unless you guys have better suggestions.
I have a small vintage kitchenware collection that I want to display on shelves above the sink. Lots of vivid solid-color Pyrex and Fire King, some Occupied Japan items, enamelware.
Challenges:
a) due to lack of space, need to continue storing pots and pans on the wall (BUT will be replacing them soon, so I have color options);
b) that cupboard on the right still needs to open, at least halfway. So I'm afraid of shelving going over that far;
c) coffeemaker/toaster/kettle have nowhere else to go, but I want to replace those as well.
All that considered, this is the best idea I've had so far:
http://i.imgur.com/a1UHY8X.jpg
Can anyone improve on this? (Here's the yellow version without the stuff on the wall: http://i.imgur.com/bonBTpr.jpg)
Thoughts on paint color?
Thoughts on pots and pans color?
Should I be looking at those retro-style small appliances, or just do modern?
I feel like I'm shoehorning an era/style onto the room's existing (early 90s?) era, without the ability to do key things like, say, set that countertop on fire. I hope it can be mashed together, though.
Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
The Bushes
Well, toucan play at that game.
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.
So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”
It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
