Gangs Puns

I dunno if the Crip-toe currency will take off or not.

The police track them to a motel, but can't narrow it down further. They call the judge and he writes out a warrant to search room #8 at the motel. Police break down the door and arrest the gang of cows with the stash.

Later the police captain calls the judge, "Your honor, how did you know where the gang would be hiding?"

Judge says, "It's easy Captain. Cows always room in 8".

Go for the juggler.

Go for the juggler.

The Yakoozie!

The Police believe they’re still at large.

Hells bagels

"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."

A meddle-detector

the bloods or the crypts

Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...

They performed unspeakable acts on me...

"Several, actually, depending on the day. I'm a kryptonight."

It was organized crime.

They say you are what you eat. Well I don't remember eating a damn Pussy.

An OG Golly.

Bikings

They went away empty handed, the steaks were to high.

is between 7 and 9, average and mean.

The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.

After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said “Look sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”

The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.

The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says “where the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”

Deputy says “well you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”

“Bullshit!” Says the sheriff “you stay here I’m going to check this out!”

So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.

The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.

Deputy says to the sheriff “ Boss what the hell happened!”

The sheriff looks up from the ground and says “BACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”

They’re called the Aller G’s

Go for the juggler

They did unspeakable things to her.

The Bloodclots and the Cripples

But not too fast

Yo-Yo!

The crypts.

A spagetto

They think you are nuts.

They relax in the Yakuzzi.

because Cardi A is missing and nowhere to be found.

I heard they’re all convicted felons.

I Q U

Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it “synchronizing our cycles”.

It only had Juan member

They call themselves the Rampscallions.

The pirate said, “No comrade, it’s Aarhus now.”

Go for the juggler.

They did unspeakable things to her.

They did unspeakable things to her

Police believe they are still at large.

An OG Golly

The bikings.

Police say they're still at Large

Go for the juggler.