"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.
People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.
I walked into a chilly reception.
My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.
Every morning, I wake up to find someone has dumped a box of play doh in front of my door.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Why was singer waiting at the front door?
He didn't have the right key and didn't know when to come in
I only have a knocker on my front door
Hoping for the No Bell prize!
A chef is in his living room, and someone knocks on his front door...
...he yells, "the door's open! Cumin in!"
I went to my parents house for dinner and when I walked through the front door my mom asks,"Are you hungry?"
So I told Her,"No.I'm half German and half Irish."
what did the vertebrae said when it stepped into the front door?
What do you call a guy with one arm and one leg, who sits in front of your door?
I’m really sad that someone stole my front door.
The other day I found a bunch of celery by my front door...
I think I’m being stalked.
What did the Norwegian money lender say when he arrived at your front door?
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.
I mean, imagine all the peepholes.
I was so angry when the door knob broke off my front door.
I had a job selling Front Door Security devices...
but I got fired because I’m not really a PEEPHOLE person.
This morning I saw the milkman drinking a sip of milk before leaving it in front of my door.
In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
Every morning, I find that somebody has quietly put a bunch of celery on my front door step.
I think I’m being stalked.
The door knob on my front door is two feet off the ground
I had my front door replaced with a door entirely made out of chocolate with a ganache handle and caramel accents.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
A swat team barges through the front door of a church
The priest says “I can’t remember the last time a bunch of men came in here that intensely.... or can I?”
A sink walked up to the front door of a family's home, knocked, and asked to be let in.
Son: "woah, what the hell, that's a walking, knocking, talking sink, like what is that, can they even do that?"
Father: "of course they can, son. For centuries. Millennia even. They lay dormant for years at a time and then reanimate every once in a while to go somewhere new. "
Son: " I literally had no idea, that's insane, Dad."
Father: "pretty crazy, right? Now let that sink in."
Our front door was locked, so I tried to force it open.
My wife said, “You are not a Jedi, just use the goddamn key.”
Put my key into my front door the other day.
I thought what am I letting myself in for.
What do you call a man with no arms no legs and lays in front of his door
A boy was sitting at home playing video games when suddenly his dad bursts in through the front door and says, “Son, look, check out my new AirPods!”
The boy looks at his father’s ears but sees nothing. “Dad, there’s nothing there.”
“Yeah I know, they’re literal!”
What does the foreign secretary keep in front of his door?
I was walking down my street when I saw a poster on my neighbour's front door.
"GOING ON HOLIDAY TOMORROW! Need someone to take care of our dog that doesn't smoke or drink!!"
Well, their dog sounds very healthy.
Amazing fact: right now, there's a basin with a drain pipe and faucet waiting outside your front door.
Every morning I wake up to find hundreds of flowers without heads sitting on my front door.
I think I’m being stalked.
What did the pizza delivery leprechaun say when he accidentally bumped into the front door?
Which chocolate bar will unlock the front door?
When a musician gets a new lock installed on their front door...
... Is that a key change?
A man opened up his front door...
and then he entered the house!!
(it's ok if you don't laugh- it's a bit of an inside joke.)
I'm writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced.
There’s a lovely key change at the end.
What would you do if your bathroom suite turned up at the front door?
There’s a sink at your front door.
I woke up this morning and found that someone dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step.
I don’t know what to make of it.
I was so angry when the door knob broke off of my front door.
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side?
I mean, imagine all the peepholes!
Some strange person dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step this morning.
I don’t know what to make of it.
This morning I saw the milkman drinking a sip of milk before leaving it in front of my door.
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
My friend has had a wash basin that's been knocking on his front door for 5 hours
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door?
What do you call a man lying in front of a door?
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