What's the distance from your front door to your curb?
What does Methuselah's father do when he gets to a front door?
A farmer wakes up one day to find all his chickens at his front door…
Why was the unemployed guy worried when a giant duck walked through the front door?
Because he was facing a big bill
What do you call a quadriplegic man in front of your door?
Think about it: a bathroom sink comes to your front door and starts knocking, demanding to be let in.
What type of key makes it harder to unlock your front door?
I have a sponge front door
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
There's a wash hand basin knocking at the front door
I am completely mesmerized by your front door
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.
I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.
Every morning, I wake up to find someone has dumped a box of play doh in front of my door.
I don’t know what to make of it.
People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.
I walked into a chilly reception.
What do you call a guy with one arm and one leg, who sits in front of your door?
I went to my parents house for dinner and when I walked through the front door my mom asks,"Are you hungry?"
So I told Her,"No.I'm half German and half Irish."
Why was singer waiting at the front door?
He didn't have the right key and didn't know when to come in
A chef is in his living room, and someone knocks on his front door...
...he yells, "the door's open! Cumin in!"
I only have a knocker on my front door
Hoping for the No Bell prize!
I’m really sad that someone stole my front door.
what did the vertebrae said when it stepped into the front door?
I was so angry when the door knob broke off my front door.
Every morning, I find that somebody has quietly put a bunch of celery on my front door step.
I think I’m being stalked.
I had a job selling Front Door Security devices...
but I got fired because I’m not really a PEEPHOLE person.
This morning I saw the milkman drinking a sip of milk before leaving it in front of my door.
In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.
I mean, imagine all the peepholes.
What did the Norwegian money lender say when he arrived at your front door?
I had my front door replaced with a door entirely made out of chocolate with a ganache handle and caramel accents.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
The door knob on my front door is two feet off the ground
Our front door was locked, so I tried to force it open.
My wife said, “You are not a Jedi, just use the goddamn key.”
A swat team barges through the front door of a church
The priest says “I can’t remember the last time a bunch of men came in here that intensely.... or can I?”
A sink walked up to the front door of a family's home, knocked, and asked to be let in.
Son: "woah, what the hell, that's a walking, knocking, talking sink, like what is that, can they even do that?"
Father: "of course they can, son. For centuries. Millennia even. They lay dormant for years at a time and then reanimate every once in a while to go somewhere new. "
Son: " I literally had no idea, that's insane, Dad."
Father: "pretty crazy, right? Now let that sink in."
A boy was sitting at home playing video games when suddenly his dad bursts in through the front door and says, “Son, look, check out my new AirPods!”
The boy looks at his father’s ears but sees nothing. “Dad, there’s nothing there.”
“Yeah I know, they’re literal!”
My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.
The other day I found a bunch of celery by my front door...
I think I’m being stalked.
I woke up this morning and found that someone dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step.
I don’t know what to make of it.
There’s a sink at your front door.
What would you do if your bathroom suite turned up at the front door?
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side?
I mean, imagine all the peepholes!
Some strange person dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step this morning.
I don’t know what to make of it.
I was so angry when the door knob broke off of my front door.
What do you call a man with no arms no legs and lays in front of his door
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
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