The only time people should fret over nothing
Some jerk said he was going to hit me with his guitar ! I said is that a fret?
A man just told me he was going to attack me with a guitar. I said "is that a fret?"
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him is that a Fret!
What did the upright bass say to the nervous guitar?
“You’re too high strung, don’t fret.”
Every time at the end of a song at band practice I play a note on the highest fret on my guitar.
They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, “We gotta end it on a high note”
I just broke my guitar...
My guitar neck got nervous
My friend found a sturdy piece of lumber to place within his guitar to improve the vibrations...
From a young age I wanted to play guitar very badly.
After decades of dedicated and concentrated practice, I finally achieved my goal.
I can play guitar very badly.
Why was the guitarist so worried?
Son: If you make another lame joke I’ll hit you with the neck of my guitar.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
Don't fall off a skateboard with a guitar.
You could break your neck.
I used to hate my guitar lessons
I always fretted going to them.
If you can think of a better fish pun...
I may not be the best guitarist
I accidentally dropped my guitar...
My bandmate is always worried about his girlfriend...
I told him she was stringing him along and he should just go solo, but he still frets!
People who play guitar are a nervous bunch.
They are fretting all the time.
All the metal things fell off the neck of my guitar.
Dad playing guitar
This is a Chinese piece called tu-ning
I got in a fight with a rockstar once
He threatened to beat me with a guitar neck. I said is that a fret?
What did the concerned friend say to the anxious guitarist?
A busker threatened to hit me with the neck of his guitar the earlier today...
I said, “is that a fret?”
The inventor of the jug died today...
Tributes have been pouring in
What did the guitar say to its strings when they were panicking?
Don't fret its all going a-chording to plan
So this guy says to me...
"I'm gonna hit you with the neck of my guitar."
And I said, "Is that a fret?"
I've always played the bass a bit flat
But it's nothing to fret about.
The only time anyone should fret over nothing...
...is playing air guitar.
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
I said, “Is that a fret?”
Some guy just threatened to attack me with a neck of a guitar.
Someone just told me they were going to smack me with the neck of their guitar.
I said, “is that a fret?”
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
Someone ran up to me and said they would hit me with a guitar
What should you say to a worried guitar?
This bloke said to me: I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.
A man said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar
A local guitarist said he was going to beat me with the neck of a guitar.
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