Fraxinella Puns

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replay: https://osu.ppy.sh/scores/osu/3785164732

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replay: https://osu.ppy.sh/scores/osu/3809479533

open in circleguard: circleguard://m=3107332&u=17329306&m1=DT

10.7 cv average frametime according to https://github.com/circleguard/circleguard

Name: Ivy “Fraxinella” Bruyère

Age:22

Race: African (speaks French)

Speed: 5.5

Health: 250

Design: Chocolate brown skin. Wears a skin tight black suit with flower imprints on it. The imprints glow green. She has pointed leaves that are green and purple on her shoulders, hips and shins. She wears thigh high lighter black boots that curve into two pointed directions. Has her long hair down with suspicious flowers in it. There are viles full of liquids and a leaf satchel that carries seeds, on her waist.

Story: Fraxinella grew up in a small village in Africa. They lived peacefully. Too peacefully for her. When the village caught wind if a plant that was able to completely make a person surrender their conscious, they all sought out to destroy it before anyone could use it. Fraxinella found it. Instead of destroying it she made a concoction. A perfume. So sweet scented, some would say, it could put you in a trance... With all of the village women putting themselves under her control, she harvested and created poisonous and stinging plants. She was in control and loved it. Her next location: Numbani. The only thing that was standing in her way was men. With her new servants, vines of poisonous flowers grew all over the town over night with her own plant growth serum. No men woke up that morning. And with Fraxinella’s new ideas she was set for a better world... For plants...

Passive: Planted- When Fraxinella dies she drops a seed that grows into a cotton flower. Any of her teammates are able to use that to revive her. Only works every other death and cotton flower can be destroyed.

MAIN ATTACK: Vine Lash- Fraxinella shoots a spiked vine from around her arm like a whip. It has limited range, but takes no reload.

SECONDARY ATTACK/ Ability 1: Perfume Flower- Place up to 4 flower buds. If an enemy comes close it lets out a poisonous cloud that lasts for 10 seconds dealing tick damage and slightly slowing. It can also be triggered by hitting it with Vine Lash or getting attacked by enemies. When enemies attack it, it will only let out a poison cloud for 5 seconds. “Sens le roses....”/ “Stop and smell the roses”...

Ability 2: Vine Tackle- Throw genetically enhanced seeds to the ground in front of you and make a volley of intertwining vines go forward, stunning and knocking back your enemies. It will travel until it hits a wall. Ignores shields. “C’est assez loin!”/ “Thats far enough!”

Ability 3: Brambles- Entrap an enemies arms in bramb

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

BamBOO!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved