Tarongelas is the name of a very antagonistic and ruthless spirit in this world. What they can be called is a demonic shape-shifting wasp-like creature called a Penugtah. These are an extremely populous race of creatures from the underworld that’s known around the world as Naviaka. Penugtahs themselves are roughly 3.5m long, weigh about 270 kg and are a poisonous purple and white in appearance which itself is a mix between the lithe wasps of pepsini, the robust vespid wasps and the giant wasps of Megalara. No one knows how many billions of Penugtahs exist in the darkworld but several things should be said about them. They are extremely vicious and malevolent towards any other species and they were created by the dark god to colonise realms continent by continent. They are able to do this not only because they can blend in but also because they build such large hives which are themselves large enough to exceed 450m tall and have over a billion wasps in one hive. This hive is obviously where the queen lives because wasps obviously have queens. This queen doesn't do much because she is continually pregnant and exists for the sole purpose within the hive of mass-reproduction. This queen is over 14m long and weighs over 20 tons with a huge distended abdomen from being continually pregnant. This queen is continually pregnant so she never leaves the hive but instead, trusts all of the work that requires venturing outside of the hive to her workers which may or may not be her favourite daughters. She controls the weaker minded members of the colony easily but there are some that are much more stronger minded than others. This is how they are usually overthrown and/or killed in fact. Not by enemies of the hive but by her own daughters which reflects earthen wasps. This is despite they fact that they are very much larger than regular wasps so would not possess any of the same predators and in actuality, would probably individually dominate most predators of the modern earth. Now the only wasps hive that has as of yet come to earth, is the hive of Tarongelas which is in Sulawesi, Indonesia. This hive is built inside of a cliffside and stretches deep underground and has well over a billion individuals living in it. So this would easily be as well as place as any for the Penugtahs to set up a home from which to spread out from and colonize the rest of the world, given their original duty. Now these wasps aren’t actually entirely demonic in their role at all
... keep reading on reddit ➡So there are those who disagree with the idea that Catholicism can be a cult - and I understand that. But there can be cults within the church - around certain figures. My aunt - I don't know exactly how many greats - but she was born around 1830 - is one such, whom a certain cult has formed around. If you guys don't mind, I'm going to share, every now and then, some of the more 'interesting' writings about this woman whom my family was entirely devoted to.
This comes from "Her Spiritual Journey: A woman with an Overwhelming Charisma" Catherine Aurelia Caouette. Page 5
"Aurelia was seven years old when her mother sent her one day to get something from the upstairs room. As the child could not find it, her mother came to the bottom of the stairs to tell her where to look ... but imagine the mother's surprise when she saw Aurelia, holding the object in question in her two hands, set her feet out into space one after the other - that is to say, three or four inches above the steps -- and come down the stairs like a shooting star. IT all seemed quite natural to Aurelia.
"Her mother asked her if she had been frightened. 'No, Mama, I have come down the stairs like that before.' Her mother asked: 'Since when?' 'Since the time I went up the stairs saying the Hail Mary at each step.' Her mother began to watch her daughter more closely. She saw her go up and down the staircase in this manner several times."
Then, on page 49 is this beautiful gem - she is, of course older at this point.
"For the conversion of sinners, she inflicted on herself violent pain, scourging her body with a small iron chain. She burned her arms and shoulders, and wore for days, an iron-spiked girdle that penetrated her flesh and cruelly lacerated it. Stomach problems had plagued her since childhood, causing her pain whenever she took even the lightest nourishment. As a result, she suffered acutely from hunger and thirst. She even abstained from liquids between meals. Hers was a perpetual fast. Then, from about August 5, 1854 to December 28 of the same year, she practiced a truly extraordinary, total abstinence.
This is the woman that my family prayed to, hoping for a miracle, so the church would declare her a saint. And this is the model of holiness for the family I grew up in. At some point, I might share some of the tales of levitation, teleportation, her mystical marriage to Christ, etc.
But this is what's really weird about Catholicism. There is a whole lot under one roof - fr
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LORE:
Real Name: Jameela Adilyan.
Age: 60.
Nationality: Iraqi.
Occupation: Businesswoman, scientist.
Base of Operations: Vishkar Corporation Headquarters, India.
Affiliation: Vishkar Corporation.
Spawn Quote: "Altruism has no sense"
Appearance: An old woman with a big white armor and a long gun.
Backstory: Jameela was born in a really poor family of Iraq. She started to work at the age of 7 to survive, however she dreamt of being a famous scientist who changed the world. Some years later ,after the death of her parents, with the scrap of a robot, she made a machine that transformed light into a solid. She used all the money that she had been saving to go to present her invention at a convention. She won lots of awards and with the money that she won she founded Vishkar Corporation, a business that built houses with hard light for those who didn't have where to live. But with the years Jameela, now known as Lumia, began to think that the money was more important than making houses, so now the principal objective of Vishkar is making money, and Lumia will do whatever she can to make money, without caring about others.
GAMEPLAY:
Health: HP: 400 Shields: 0 Armor: 0 (Total: 400).
Class: Tank.
Movement Speed: 5.5 m/s.
Hitbox: A bit bigger than Zarya's.
Hero Summary: Lumia is a supportive tank that relies on her drones to be effective. She can use them to defend herself, to support an ally or to damage an enemy. She can also support her team with her ultimate ability.
Passive: Drones: Lumia has drones floating around her that create a bubble shaped barrier that absorbs all incmoing damage. To destroy the barrier an enemy must destroy every drone. She passively generates drones when they are destroyed.
Data:
Max quantity of drones: 3
Drone generation: 1 every 2.5s (She must not recieve any damage for 3s in order for her to start generating drones)
Drone size and shape: Like symm's turrets but a bit bigger.
Drone hp: 50
Note: Drones float slowly in circles around Lumia.
Primary Fire: Hard Light Blaster: A big gun that shoots hard light hitscan projectiles at a relatively fast rate.
Data:
Damage: 50 per shot (100 headshot)
Fire Rate: 1 shot every 0.5s
Damage falloff: 30 damage at 25m or more.
Ammo: 4
Reload: 1.5s
RMB: Command Drones. She throws one drone to an ally, giving it damage reduction, or to an enemy, applying a damage
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> Mother Mary Angelica of the Annunciation, foundress of the Eternal Word Television Network, passed away on March 27 after a lengthy struggle with the aftereffects of a stroke.
> One, on behalf of Sister Mary of the Cross, was mailed to the bishop of Saint Cloud, Minn.; the other, on behalf of Sister Mary Angelica, was mailed to Mobile-Birmingham, Ala., Archbishop Thomas Toolen.
> In November 2015, the Hanceville community was augmented with the arrival of nuns from St. Joseph Adoration Monastery of Charlotte, N.C., which was merged with Our Lady of the Angels, under the leadership of Mother Dolores Marie.
> "When Mother first had her stroke [in 2001], a lot of people said what a shame because she was a voice of the Catholic faith and for the truth," said Mother Dolores.
> "The first thing you detected with Mother was her spousal love of Jesus. She was always telling people, 'Jesus loves you,'" said Father Joseph Mary Wolfe, one of the original members of the men's religious community founded by Mother Angelica, the Franciscan Missionaries of the Eternal Word.
> "Her long-term contribution is hard to assess, of course, but there is no doubt that Mother Angelica has helped root the Church in America more deeply in the Catholic Tradition; and at the same time, she has helped make the Church more innovative in how she communicates that tradition. All Catholics in America should thank God for Mother Angelica."
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
