A list of puns related to "Forlong"
I've read a few articles about it but they all seem like stories only, I'm looking for a solid answer or debunk for it
Videos on this mission on youtube are 5-7 years old, there's no huge battleship chasing you all across the map in them...
Tachyon lance seems to be the best weapon for front weapons due to long instant range
And since running away from big-scary-battleship seems the only option... Unstable injector + don't turn on shields + almost always with disabled weapons = advanced kiting.
(as a bonus, if you fly backwards, the pursuers are afraid of lance, so they keep shields up)
But other than that, it's just really hard to move fast away when any fighter attack disrupts your speed which allows huge-scary-battleship to come and finish you :(
I'm on my 25th run, and I'm unsure what to do...
Dear /r/bicycling!
I'm planning to pimp up my bicycle for a pretty long (>6000km) cycling tour. Among other things I want to reconsider my handlebar setup. So far I was pretty happy with a standard straight type. On long tours however I often missed possibilities to change the grip. I have tried some other set-ups but never for an extended period of time (> one or two days). So what is your experience with:
I'm not primarily concerned with speed; I'll carry all my lugagge and won't be that quick anyways. My primary concern is comfort as I these handlebars will be basically the only thing I hang on to for several months.
Thanks for your advice!
EDIT: Sorry for the typo in the title
EDIT2: Thanks guys, already learned a lot (for example that it's called "drop bar" - I'm not a native english speaker)
What a joke. The usual high prices, no actual reduction, just a Mickey Mouse bonus dollars scheme.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
After 3 consecutive losses I thought my two decks (Friends of Gondor and Eldar Support for Gondor) were seriously flawed. As it turned out, I only needed a bit of luck. Luck and time. Time to deploy a little Outlands army on one hand, and free allies thanks to Vilya on the other. Btw, playing progression, two handed solo. Key here was getting Vilya early on, thanks to the Master of the Forge. Gloin got upgraded to Steward of Gondor, which helped a lot. Elrond got A Burning Brand and Unexpected Courage in addition to his ring. Finally Glorfindel found his mighty steed, a Blade of Rivendell, and the Horn of Gondor. Threat was pretty high from the start but heyyy I like living on the edge. During round 9 I lost all attachments belonging to the Lore team because of Leaves on Trees (had 2 coins vs. 7 attachments, yikes) then flipped Stage 3 and got to meet DrΓ»-Buri-DrΓ». Luckily I had two little armies by then (a buffed up Forlong came in very handy, and also two Elrondβs Counsel). 9 Willpower was enough to convince the boss wose from the first try, and then with him in the victory display winning during the next round was a breeze. Overall this quest was kinda frustrating but with a very good replay value. I now understand why they say this one feels very different. As a side detail, my first win here was also my 100th play of this lovely LCG.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Christopher Walken
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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