Forcefully Puns

A list of puns related to "Forcefully"

What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?

One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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👤︎ u/Columbus_Explorer
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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TIL about Arda Djoques, a homeless woman in Baltimore who wandered into a school and pretended to be a substitute teacher for two weeks. Despite great reviews from her peers, when the school found out, she was forcefully thrown to the street.

Oops, wrong sub.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...

I should have known they'd dyne and dash.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
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What was the sad teenager listening to while they were forced to do yard work?

E-mow

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👤︎ u/estuaryfire
📅︎ May 13 2021
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As a kid I was forced to walk the plank.

We couldn't afford a dog.

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👤︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
📅︎ May 02 2021
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The aliens returned with a butter force.
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👤︎ u/D0NW0N
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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👤︎ u/Bjlind718
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion

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👤︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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I was thinking of joining the space force until I heard about the ridiculous physical requirements!

Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.

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👤︎ u/Yarron_Dragoste
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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Did you hear about the man who abandoned his diet, for an ice cream cone?

What a desserter!

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👤︎ u/cabbithunt
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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As the disgraced saucier was forced out of his former kitchen, he threatened impotently:

"you will roux the day!!!"

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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The bully tried to force me to give up my lunch

so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.

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👤︎ u/dwele_music
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
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I would put a star wars joke

But I don't wanna force it

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👤︎ u/thatTurtleguy1234
📅︎ May 28 2021
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Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?

Key Of C.

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👤︎ u/The_Dark_Byte
📅︎ May 11 2021
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Cats in Communist countries are forced to eat the same thing every day and it affects their health!

Now they all have Mousey Tongue.

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👤︎ u/thomoz
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why was the delivery driver forced to wear glasses?

Because everyone wanted contact-less delivery.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Yoit
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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What do you call identical twins that join the police force?

Copies.

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👤︎ u/OlafThePeach
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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I failed a recent test on the forces of the earth.

Apparently I didn’t understand the gravity of the situation I was in

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👤︎ u/CH4RL130H
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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👤︎ u/brutalproduct
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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I tried to join the psychic police force

But I failed the vision test

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👤︎ u/Routine_Palpitation
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call a relationship between two Jedi?

A Forced relationship.

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👤︎ u/EgonVector
📅︎ May 12 2021
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I believe in a cosmic force...

I am especially attracted by gravity, it keeps me grounded.

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👤︎ u/staalmannen
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

If so, you may be entitled to condensation.

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👤︎ u/tburns1469
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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A man was murdered by being forced to drink bleach

It was a clean kill

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👤︎ u/ZJoe2316
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?

Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.

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👤︎ u/hwhouston517
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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👤︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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May the sales force be with you.

Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?

A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!

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👤︎ u/RabbitsAteMySnowpeas
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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👤︎ u/lynseahoss
📅︎ May 09 2021
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What does Yoda do when he hears a pun?

He forces a laugh

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👤︎ u/tjmaxal
📅︎ May 17 2021
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My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...

I said... you’ll be mist...

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👤︎ u/Londoner1982
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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A friend forced me to look at a picture of mount Rushmore before it was carved.

It was unpresidented.

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👤︎ u/Croissnat
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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Duct tape is like the Force.

It has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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👤︎ u/BethJ2018
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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Do you know why it's difficult to read what is on my Samsung phone's screen from 20 feet?

Because it's on a Galaxy far, far away.

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👤︎ u/212lefty9
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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I toured the USS Missouri today…

In the ship I saw the Master at Arms’ office and weapon storage was right near the ship’s bakery. It struck me as odd, until I realized that the Navy followed the same principles as the Army having the US gold in Fort Knox, surrounded by an armored force.

You have to be able to guard the dough.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ May 15 2021
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Like in Star Wars, things will work out for you

With Luke on your side.

Always look on the light side of the life force.

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👤︎ u/jimalexp
📅︎ May 13 2021
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How does Darth Vader eat with that mask on?

He FORCE feeds himself!

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👤︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
📅︎ May 06 2021
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A Scottish man was just forced to wear pants!

It damn nearly kilt him...

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👤︎ u/clark_creationz
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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I met a creepy guy who forced me to take home a bunch of horses with swords in their mouths.

He gave me knightmares.

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👤︎ u/Colonel_ChowChow
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.

Global chaos ensues.

The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

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👤︎ u/purpleibanez801
📅︎ May 04 2021
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What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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👤︎ u/bluejeanspiano
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?

Gotta be Low key

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👤︎ u/llMezzll
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call masses and accelerations holding firearms?

Armed forces

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👤︎ u/minimikjr
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?

There would be mass confusion

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👤︎ u/HereforacoupleofQs
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe

but if you remove it, you get gravy.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...

You still have Gravy

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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