Foal me once...
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Foal of it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abaganoush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Took my son to a ranch for the first time, he never heard a foal neigh before and thought it was sick.

I told him it was just a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Foal manners
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HemperorSean
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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He’s sick of being taken for a foal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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Why was the foals voice so scratchy...

It was a little horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLOCKHEAD13REAL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What do you call a foal without clothes on?

Neigh-kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamesKPolkerface
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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What did the foal say when he lost his voice?

I'm sorry, I'm a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AverNL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2016
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My daughter wants a horse...

But first we need a stable income.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My daughter keeps horsing around during nap time

I’m tired of her foal play

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeusthedog92
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What did the pregnant mare say when she gave birth upon being dealt a royal flush?

"I foaled."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I would tell you a joke about a baby horse but,

It's just aw-foal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaphpath
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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How do you organize a group of baby horses?

You put them in foalders.

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When your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "American quarter horse" it's OK to keep it.

It's still foal language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What's a baby deer's favorite snack?

Foal-iage!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SIR_Flan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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Why won't I ever make a water feature on top of a hill where a lot of baby horses are buried?

My mom taught me to never make fountains out of foal hills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geckothegeek42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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Quit horsing around

What did the daddy horse say to the mommy horse after they had their second accidental baby?

Foal me once, shame on you, foal me twice, shame on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RestlessWonder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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The Tale of Hobbin & Noggin

One day a farmer's mare birthed two foals. One was named Hobbin, and the other Noggin. The two horses grew up and loved to race each other. One day the farmer noticed the two racing each other around the pasture and thought to himself, "Wow! These horses are quick!" So the next day he entered them into a local derby. As the race was about to start, the horses were rearing and snorting to get let out of the gate. As soon as the gates swung open, both horses immediately bolted to the front of the race as the announcer was going wild, "It's Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin, Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin, Hobbin-Noggin, and Hobbin wins by a nose!" Excited by the win, the farmer then enters them into the Kentucky Derby. Once again, as soon as the gates open, both horses fly to the front of the race and it's Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin, Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin and again, Hobbin wins by a nose. This continues in every race until Hobbin has won the Triple Crown. By this point the farmer is beginning to realize just how fast these horses are, so he decides to enter them into a NASCAR race and again, it's Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin, Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin and again, Hobbin wins by a nose. This pattern continues until Hobbin wins the Sprint Cup. Still believing that he can push these horses further, he enters them both into an F1 Grand Prix. Unbelievably, against some of most well-engineered machines on Earth, as soon as the race started it was Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin, Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin and again, Hobbin wins by a nose. Hobbin won so often that he was named the World Drivers' Champion. After that the farmer decided that the horses had done it, they'd won the most prestigious races in the world; they had earned their retirement. Five years later, as the two horses were grazing in their pasture, Noggin walked up to Hobbin and said, "Hey, you know, you won all of those races we were in. Do you think that we could race around the pasture, and you could just let me win one race?" "Okay, I'll do that for you" Hobbin replied. So, just like the olden days, the two horses were off, and ever the same, it was Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin, Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin, and again, Hobbin beats Noggin by a nose. The old farm dog, watching from the farmhouse's front porch, walks over and asks Hobbin, "Hey, why'd you do that? You said you'd let him win, the race was just for fun; it meant nothing." To which Hobbin responded, "WOW. Would you look at that? A t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Umkazto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2013
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We went to the zoo today

While we were looking at the zebras and trying to point out the baby zebra to my daughter...

"Hey honey, that baby zebra looks like it's foal of stripes."

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