Walks.
For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !
... and as you can see, they were Wright
Stationary.
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
Fruit flies like a banana
That's called A-pasta-cy
I'm proud of that one. I originally posted it to r/cleanjokes
The letter f
But it will be LIVE STREAMED.
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
A warier pigeon.
So there was a man and woman at a bar. The man says "I bet you 5 bucks this magic water will make me fly!" the woman clearly didn't believe him so she accepted the bet. Sure enough the man jumps off the roof and flies for a bit until he gently goes back to the ground. The girl was amazed! She said "You should market this stuff." "You could make millions!" Still in shock she asks for a drink. She takes a swig and a small crowd forms because this girl is about to jump off of a building. She jumps off and falls onto the pavement. The guy is laughing his head off. Suddenly someone shouts from the crowd "You're a mean drunk superman!"
A few hours later the plane lands in japan. The dad looks at his son and says "okinawa here"
Because he can never, never land
A plain bagel!
Credit to my 8 year old, I'm raising him right.
Because If They Flew Over The Bay They Would Be Bagels...
His butt!!
Turns out, they were Wright.
He was looking for a perch.
I asked him about it and that was a mistake. He just kept droning on and on!
Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.
I guess he suffers from impasta syndrome
A walk.
Most crashes happen at ground level.
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Well, I don't think a mountain can fly, but you learn new things every day.
Borrowed from r/Awwducational so title is a fact
Two
it can take off Or lando
The old bikes will henceforth be known as ground Hogs.
Stationary.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Because if they flew by the bay, they’d be bagels.
Stationery
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
