If you only have regular green paint and want it to be more fluorescent, just rest your upper leg on the paint can.

Then you'll have knee-on green!

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
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An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.

He said no, this is light.

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👤︎ u/tonheatz
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What does Spock say when he changes a fluorescent light bulb?

Live long and phosphor

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Today at dinner

My dad points out the humming from the light over the table, since it's a fluorescent light. He turns to my sister and says "do you know why it's humming?"

Now, my father has been an electrical/mechanical engineer for going on 20 years. My sister is 7, so I expected him to tell her about voltages and whatnot.

But no, he says "Because it can't remember the words to the song."

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