My 11 year old and I were at a grocery store. I got one of those flimsy bags to put peaches in. The bag ripped, my daughter laughed. I looked at her said oh no, I had a Bagcident. She stopped laughing.
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I can tell my teacher is a dad

So today a had test and I saw my teacher passing by in the hall, I asked him "Is the test hard?", he said "No, it's flimsy", he walked away laughing his ass off

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📅︎ Mar 27 2014
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My history teacher said this today during Finals

Before a final a girl in my class asked him, "is the test hard?" To which he picks up the final and moves it a bit and says, "I don't know, it's kind of flimsy!"

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📅︎ Dec 17 2013
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My Dad pulled a TWSS.

We were at Visionworks yesterday getting my glasses prescription updated, and I was talking to the saleswoman about glasses care.

"Should I buy one those little frame screwdriver kits? In case my lenses fall out or the frame busts?"

"Well, Laff_Like_Peter, I think that's a bad idea. Those kits are flimsy, and the screw heads break off all the time. Getting your frames adjusted is free if the come in, I wouldn't feel right selling you those useless kits. Come on in if your frames have an accident, I'll give you a good screw".

My Dad, who was sitting quietly next to me, pipes up "Better be careful with what you say". The saleswoman was mortified.

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