FYUCK!!!!!!!!
It was the fjord expedition.
Harrison Fjord.
But I can't a-fjord it!
Harrison Fjord.
A Fjord fusion!
I'll see my way out
He couldn’t a fjord a new one.
A fjord fusion.
A fjord explorer
I couldn't a-fjord it.
Fjords
Harrison Fjord
So I responded “Actually they call them fjords over there.”
Why do Norwegian military boats and submarines have bar codes on their hulls?
Two answers:
So they can make sure they can a fjord them
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
Her - "When we get married, can we honeymoon in Iceland?"
Me - "Sure."
Her - "And we can have a party in a fjord?"
Me - "We'd have a Fjord Fiesta."
Her - "Goddammit."
I'm getting an early start on this dad jokes thing.
Harrison Fjord
... But I just can't a fjord it.
Fjord Explorers.
.....Fjord.....
- Harass son
- Fjord
Henry Fjord
One could say I've been pining for the fjords
Dad: I've always wanted to go to Norway but could never a-fjord to.
Younger sister is playing some quiz game on her phone.
Sis: "Which country has the most fjords? What's a fjord?"
Dad: "A relatively inexpensive vehicle made by the Fjord Motor Company."
While discussing my moms trip she is currently on in Europe.
- Me: I wonder if mom will get to see any Fjords while shes on her trip
- Dad: Well, I don't think she's hitting Norway but she could always stop in Detroit on her way home, I hear that's where they make them
So having just seen this subreddit, I realize that my dad makes dad jokes too!
Here's some examples!
Whenever I / my sister would fall, or crash into something. Like, say, I fell on the floor
Me: Owww! Dad! I fell on the floor!
Dad: Oh no! Is the floor alright?!
(ba dum chhh!)
My sister's name is Helga, which can also translate to weekend in Norwegian
Dad: Question.
Helga: Yeah?
Dad: What are you doing in the weekend, weekend?
(ba dum bow-bow kachika-wow chhh!!)
Dad and me are avid fishers, so we've gone on fishing-trips in the nearby fjord, my dad is the type who buys the most expensive gear and fancies himself a bit of an expert
Dad: Say, let's make this interesting, let's have a fishing competition!
Me: Okay!
later that day I had gotten by far the most and biggest catches
Me: Hah, I won dad!
Dad: No, no. We weren't fishing about the most fish caught, the winner was the one with the least fish! I won!
(ba chinka dinga ka pow, bow dow kow!!!)
... Okay, so maybe the last one wasn't much of a joke, though. Hope you enjoyed the dadly jokes.
He couldn't a fjord a new one
Harrison Fjord
