What do Norwegians say when they fall off a Fjord?

FYUCK!!!!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obsidiandragon61
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If I could name a fjord, I would name it Harrison. Harrison Fjord.
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Sam Riegel of Critical Role is often a source of puns (he's talking to a character named Fjord) clips.twitch.tv/JoyousWon…
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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The sailors were exploring the waters between the cliffs of the inlet.

It was the fjord expedition.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?

Harrison Fjord.

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I looked into taking a trip to Norway in the next ten years...

But I can't a-fjord it!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Who is the most popular celebrity in Scandinavia?

Harrison Fjord.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?

A Fjord fusion!

I'll see my way out

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why did the Viking buy an old boat?

He couldn’t a fjord a new one.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you get when you cross Scandinavian landscapes with an American car company?

A fjord fusion.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call a Norwegian scuba diver?

A fjord explorer

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...

I couldn't a-fjord it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonononer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Harrison who?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Lol nokia
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What make of car do they drive in movie Frozen?

Fjords

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What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?

Harrison Fjord

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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A coworker said β€œI heard it’s really gorgeous in Norway”

So I responded β€œActually they call them fjords over there.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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My favorite Dad Joke recently

Why do Norwegian military boats and submarines have bar codes on their hulls?

Two answers:

So they can make sure they can a fjord them

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I've got a dead budgie for sale,

Not going cheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phillius_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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A Norwegian’s favourite car?

A fjord.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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My fiancΓ©e and I were talking about our upcoming wedding...

Her - "When we get married, can we honeymoon in Iceland?"

Me - "Sure."

Her - "And we can have a party in a fjord?"

Me - "We'd have a Fjord Fiesta."

Her - "Goddammit."

I'm getting an early start on this dad jokes thing.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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What's Indiana Jones norwegian cousin called ?

Harrison Fjord

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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How do you call a norwegian hooker?

Fjord Escort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meelisss
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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I've always wanted to live in Norway...

... But I just can't a fjord it.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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What kind of cars do Norwegian oceanographers drive?

Fjord Explorers.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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What's Scandinavia's most successful vehicle manufacturer.......?

.....Fjord.....

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2014
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A brief summary of how Han Solo died
  1. Harass son
  2. Fjord
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
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Who was the most famous car maker in Norway?

Henry Fjord

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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I've been cutting lumber for a tourist viewpoint over the bays in Norway

One could say I've been pining for the fjords

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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I was watching Trollhunter with my dad (takes place in Norway)

Dad: I've always wanted to go to Norway but could never a-fjord to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamDa3dalus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2014
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Visiting the Folks tonight

Younger sister is playing some quiz game on her phone.

Sis: "Which country has the most fjords? What's a fjord?"

Dad: "A relatively inexpensive vehicle made by the Fjord Motor Company."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smgeier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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My old man dropped this on me yesterday

While discussing my moms trip she is currently on in Europe.

  • Me: I wonder if mom will get to see any Fjords while shes on her trip
  • Dad: Well, I don't think she's hitting Norway but she could always stop in Detroit on her way home, I hear that's where they make them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beyondwithinmetal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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My dad jokes too. . .

So having just seen this subreddit, I realize that my dad makes dad jokes too!

Here's some examples!

Whenever I / my sister would fall, or crash into something. Like, say, I fell on the floor

Me: Owww! Dad! I fell on the floor!

Dad: Oh no! Is the floor alright?!

(ba dum chhh!)


My sister's name is Helga, which can also translate to weekend in Norwegian

Dad: Question.

Helga: Yeah?

Dad: What are you doing in the weekend, weekend?

(ba dum bow-bow kachika-wow chhh!!)


Dad and me are avid fishers, so we've gone on fishing-trips in the nearby fjord, my dad is the type who buys the most expensive gear and fancies himself a bit of an expert

Dad: Say, let's make this interesting, let's have a fishing competition!

Me: Okay!

later that day I had gotten by far the most and biggest catches

Me: Hah, I won dad!

Dad: No, no. We weren't fishing about the most fish caught, the winner was the one with the least fish! I won!

(ba chinka dinga ka pow, bow dow kow!!!)

... Okay, so maybe the last one wasn't much of a joke, though. Hope you enjoyed the dadly jokes.

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Why did the viking buy an old boat ?

He couldn't a fjord a new one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What do you call Han Solo from Norway?

Harrison Fjord

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