Filmmakers Puns

A list of puns related to "Filmmakers"

A filmmaker is auditioning for a movie based on famous classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".

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👤︎ u/MsMash29
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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What did the filmmaker do when he got Covid-19 ?

He went into quarantino

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👤︎ u/PigeonGang1
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.

It wasn't up to snuff.

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👤︎ u/jeromocles
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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My brother is an aspiring filmmaker...

Him: “I shot three movies today.”

Dad: “Oh really? Did any of them come out alive?”

Him: “What?”

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👤︎ u/EpicOaky
📅︎ Sep 27 2015
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