A list of puns related to "Filleting"
My older brother when he was 12, "Dad, do fish feel pain?" Dad, "Do you hear the fish saying ow?"
When she asked why I responded βyouβll get salmon-Ella!β
The steaks have never been higher.
it was a misteak.
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
I asked him, "What lights up your night?"
He said " Blub"
Sorry, he's a bit dyslexic.
Fish Fillet
Eye Fillet.
Wife and I were in the kitchen talking about these new steaks we've been getting from Farm Boy. She's worried we won't be able to find such good steaks when we move.
Teenage son walks in the room, "sounds like you guys are having a pretty high-stakes conversation."
They'ed become fillet minions, of course...
It was really risky, though! They had complications during landing, but it was fine... the steaks were pretty high, though, as far as fillets go.
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