Ferri Puns

He's slowly coming around

Because otherwise they'd be non-Ferris!

Oh well, what goes around comes around.

It was a funfair dismissal

A carnievor.

'I'm over the hill.'

But it ended up being just a ferry tale.

Call a canoe-ber

Me: "I was in Bremerton to get my military ID updated with my dad and we saw some cool battleships."

Boss: "Did you know that there's a ferry that goes from Juneau to Bremerton?"

Me: "I didn't know they had a ferry service for that"

Boss: "Well, now Jeneau"

When you see the ferris wheel.

(Made this joke after a 10 minute argument with my 5 year old niece. She pointed out the ferris wheel and I kept saying "I know... the fair is real.")

So I made her and friends mop the floor and do the dishes.

On a ferris wheel

Driving passed a harbour and my son points out a "boat" which I explained is actually a ferry, he then says to me "Yes daddy it's a ferry big boat..." He's only 4...

It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.

A tooth ferry.

First day of summer vacation, pack up the family and bring them to Canobie Lake Park, a local amusement park.

We all get on the Ferris Wheel and the listen to the instructions:

Operator: "Please keep you arms and legs in the cart at all times, remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop and please NO ROCKING!"

Me: "Awwww man, I was just abut to crank some AC/DC"

My family and the family in line behind us: ::audible groans::

I remember when I was little, I’m 40 now, my dad and I were at a concession stand at a ferry terminal, probably Edmonds-Kingston. There was a tip jar that had a sign, ‘Tips for college.’ My dad quipped, ‘Don’t go to WSU.’

Me: So Stephany and I took a ferry across the bay to go eat lunch

Dad: Oh that sounds nice! What was his name?

Me:....Whose name?

Dad: The fairy that you took out to lunch

My wife and I were coming home from the grocery store when we passed a funeral procession coming from the opposite direction. The hearse was just hit by another car at the intersection, to which I said, "Boy, talk about DOA!"

Groans were had and I'll be resuming my shuttling duties shortly, ferrying souls to hell with me.

Driving past a street sign indicating "Ferres Boulevard"

I had to comment "Look, Ferris Buellervard!"

My wife gave me the thumbs up. My kids didn't get it.

On a ferry to get to my car, a dad and his young son go to the window next to me.

Dad: "Well son, this is as far as the boat is going to dock. We still have a few feet so you are going to have to get out and swim the rest of the way."

Son: "No dad stop you are lying, its too cold to swim."

Dad: "Sorry buddy but I'm standing."

The joke went over the little dudes head while I giggled like a school girl

So when I was a kid, my family and I were in San Francisco on a ferry to visit Alcatraz. We noticed an interesting Seagull that was hovering over our boat with no feet!

Me: Wow look at that seagull, it has no feet! Wonder what happened...

Dad: He must have been defeated...

Groan.

On a long ferry ride...

Mom: How much longer is this going to take...

Me: (without skipping a beat) I don't know, but so far it has been ferry long

My wife and I had just left our apartment the other day and were walking down the street towards the ferry stop. It was getting quite cloudy and windy, and wife says:

"Did you check the weather before we left?"

I said "No, I'll check now."

And then I looked directly up at the sky and stood there like that for a second until she got the joke. I had my (smart)phone in my hand at the time, so I'm sure she thought I was about to look it up on that.