Fawns Puns

Laven-deer

One buck and a little Doe :-D

I quickly became endeered.

It holds on for deer life.

It was hanging on for deer life.

"Bless all the deer children in thy tender care..."

I'm your biggest fan!

They'll use it for the launch of the new iFawn.

But their fawn do.

I feel he isn't fawned of them.

They’re very amooseing

Fawn-doe

This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.

He had buck teeth.

Fawn-do!

But their fawn do

It made a fawn dent.

It was a fawn dew party.

All I can think is "Sure looks like they're having fawn"... but that sucks. So help please.

I'm sorry to fawn over you guys, but you're deer to me.'

A fawn mower

An intern from the University of Prague was studying the breeding habits of Burmese pythons in the Everglades. Park Rangers were notified when he didn't report in at the end of the day. They managed to capture the pair he was studying.

The necropsy on the female python only found a fawn, several rodents, and a couple of turtle.

When they cut open her mate it was a different story. Sure enough, the Czech was in the male.

Because people are always fawning over Bambi.

GF: Why are so many girls dressed as deers?

ME: So the boys will fawn over them.

My Dad and I were getting dinner ready when I quizzed him on how he seasoned the chicken and gravy mixture he was fawning over.

"Uh I haven't put anything in but the chicken, and the gravy."

"Were you going to season it?"

"Wasn't planning on it." he finished, apparently done with the conversation as his full attention was now on whatever football game was on. I decided if he wasn't going to take the initiative and make our food taste like something other than bland than I would.

"Here Dad put in some garlic," I said as i started grabbing spices from the cabinet.

"Some basil, salt, pepper, thyme... " I didn't see any thyme in here which was too bad because it would be just the thing for this.

"Hey DAD do we have any thyme left?" I asked him a little louder than I had been talking before.

"Time for what?" he asked, finally breaking his attention from the flat screen, a severely confused and almost worrried look cemented on his brow. And then, as quick as a camera lens closing to capture a shot, he winked.

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TL;DR I'm pretty sure you have enough thyme to read it.

I was wearing earrings with deers on them yesterday and a customer walked up and said,

"I love your earrings, deer."

I shot right back "Thanks I'm rather fawned of them!"

Edit: Switched some letters.