Anyone notcie the russian president has been looking fancier lately?

One might say he's PUTIN on the ritz.

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📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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Saw what appeared to be the captain of our cruise ship at dinner

While on a cruise a few months ago, my wife, another couple and I were eating dinner in one of the fancier restaurants. We saw someone in uniform (who looked like the captain) eating dinner with a few others nearby.

Our friend asked "if that's the captain, then who's driving the boat?"

My response, "it's fine, he's got it on cruise control"

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📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Delayed cheese shredder

Cheese shredder broke last week - ordered a new, fancier one. Snow slowed the shipment down.

Emailed wife: "Shredder is delayed - I bring you this news with grate sadness."

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📅︎ Jan 20 2015
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