How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
I’m a cereal reposter.
I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.
Thanks!
Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG
http://i.imgur.com/097L28z.jpg
Sorry, I meant female but the emale got deleted.
Blatantly stolen from my Uncles Facebook page (link in comments):
Uncle: I'm proud of myself. Instead of goofing off this summer, I chose to go back to school and better myself. I enrolled in a course and have spent the past few weeks in intense study, finally passing the final exam today with a score of 100% - a score that I'm pretty sure they don't see too often. It's not often that I toot my own horn, but this time I think I really deserve it. Thank you to everyone who helped me achieve my goal!
Friend: Congratulations! What subject?
Uncle: It was Traffic School. Speeding ticket. The system wanted me to fail.
I own a print shop named Lafayette Blueprint, and I’m taking my dog, who is a Blue Heeler, to work with me today. I need a witty pun to make a post on my businesses Facebook page today. What ya got reddit?
Someone posted to a group facebook page asking for some help: "I hate to ask this, but is there anyone who is in a library right now or will be tomorrow night who can take the time out to explain to me how to do a serial dilution?"
My friend responded with: "Serial dilution? Simple. Add more milk"
My teacher was telling us of a secret band directors facebook page. I asked if I could join it, and he said no. Band directors only.
I replied with, "So I'm... BAND from it?"
Saw this status on my friends Facebook page with a picture of his busted car window: "After yesterday's storm/flying treebranch. Awaiting the healing powers of the autoglass shaman. ". Someone else commented "if you put what you wrote into 3 lines, this makes a nice haiku"
I took that as a challenge. Here was the result:
Auto-glass shaman: The winds of change blew too hard. Can you heal my pane?
Seen on friend's Facebook page:
I was practicing counting with Jacob: Jacob: 1,2,3... Me: What comes after 3? Jacob: You get in trouble Lol!
What does Legolas have on his Facebook page? He has a lot elfies
I maintain a small pun page on Facebook because a bunch of my family and friends would "complain" every time I'd post an image pun to my personal page.
My 17 year old step-son just sent me this one for the page. I'm so proud of him.
