What type of fabric softener does iron man use ?
Downey
I lost a court case against a fabric softener
I fought Lenor and Lenor won!
Why wasn't the fabric softener doing so great?
It was feeling rather Downy.
Wife: “should we get the hypoallergenic fabric softener?”
Me: “no the regular stuff is fine we’re only a littleallergenic”
Used a fabric softener bottle to spread rock salt on the driveway, had to label it properly
I ran out of fabric softener today.
It's going to be a rough week.
I dropped my wife's epilepsy medicine in the washing machine instead of fabric softener....
Now her clothes don't fit.
I’ve heard southern comfort is nice,
Because normal comfort just tastes like fabric softener!
