This is one fish E pun
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What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
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Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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๏ธ Jan 03 2021
Found this little โจg e mโจ on r/technicallythetruth
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๏ธ Dec 24 2020
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
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๏ธ Dec 20 2020
Iโm really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!
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๏ธ Jan 02 2021
What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
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๏ธ Dec 10 2020
Whatโs E.T short for?
Because heโs only got little legs
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๏ธ Dec 25 2020
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
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๏ธ Dec 25 2020
My wife said the โEโ was missing from my sons alphabet set.
I replied, โNo way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!โ
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๏ธ Dec 06 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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๏ธ Dec 02 2020
E=MC Punstein
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๏ธ Nov 01 2020
2018: ยซ Yo, dude, get woke. ยป 2019: ยซ C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! ยป 2020: ยซ... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. ยป
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๏ธ Nov 18 2020
What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?
Where on Earth have you been?
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๏ธ Nov 18 2020
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
โThatโs just spam.โ
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๏ธ May 31 2020
I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.
He can't just comprehend what attachments are!
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๏ธ Nov 09 2020
A T H E I S M
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๏ธ Oct 03 2020
EAZY E did a collab with Black eye peas.
It was called Easy Peasy.
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๏ธ Nov 18 2020
What starts with an E
Ends with an E and only has one letter in it?
>!Envelope!<
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๏ธ Jul 05 2020
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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๏ธ Jul 10 2020
w i d e
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๏ธ Aug 31 2020
Thereโs a new drug going around that is nicknamed โangleโ. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donโt want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess Iโm just too square to try angle.
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๏ธ Oct 17 2020
What did the e. Coli bacterium tell his brother when forced to eat cruciferous vegetables?
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๏ธ Oct 08 2020
An e-con major.....
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๏ธ Aug 09 2020
I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails
So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC
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๏ธ Sep 27 2020
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
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๏ธ Dec 24 2019
I don't like music in the key of E minor
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
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๏ธ Aug 12 2020
I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.
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E.T.
My wife and I driving to work one morning:
Me: That tow company is called E.T. Towing
Wife: I wonder if the driver's name is Elliott.
Me: I wonder if E.T. tows home.
Wife: ...
Me: You're welcome.
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๏ธ Oct 01 2020
w i s e
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๏ธ Aug 06 2020
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
โIโm sorry. We donโt serve minors.โ
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๏ธ Jun 02 2020
What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?
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๏ธ Jul 24 2020
What is W.E.B's favorite pastime?
Cracking open a cold one with Dubois.
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๏ธ Sep 17 2020
E is not in a lot of things though
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๏ธ Apr 17 2020
S h a m e
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๏ธ Feb 13 2020
E minor is a really spooky chord.
It just gives me the E B G B's
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๏ธ Apr 28 2020
Whatโs E.T short for?
Heโs only got little legs. ๐ฝ
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๏ธ Dec 17 2020
What is E.T. short for?
Cause he has little legs!
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๏ธ Apr 29 2020
What is E.T. short for?
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๏ธ Oct 25 2020
What's E.T. short for?
Cause he's got little legs.
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๏ธ Sep 05 2020
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.
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What is E.T. short for?
Because he has little legs.
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๏ธ Oct 22 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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