A list of puns related to "Eye Exam"
To build up my spirits he said, βNow, anything can affect your eye. Most anything. Like Iβve got one patient who lost an eye drinking coffee.β
I said, βLost an eye drinking coffee?β
He said, βYeah, he forgot to take the spoon out of the cup.β
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I asked her if she's been studying.
I was working a pre-assessment with an older guy before his exam and while I was checking his vision he stops and says;
βI was at the eye doctor the other day and I told the doc, βhey man, why is it that everywhere I look, all I see is penises?β The doctor told me, βwell, thatβs because youβre cock-eyed.ββ
I stopped what I was doing and laughed pretty hard, pretty loud, and shook the guys hand and told him he was hired.
You know Arku57, you should study more for your eye exam. Maybe you'll get a better score.
My new step dad texts me this morning:
Stepdad: "So did ya study for your eye exam?"
Me: "LOL nope"
Stepdad: "Well I'll text you the answers so you don't fail!!"
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