Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.
I’m starting my own hedge fund.
Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
I always bring an extra pair of pants golfing...
...just in case I get a hole in one.
Today I bought extra virgin olive oil
After I used it it was just olive oil.
What do you call an extra finger?
I don’t know, but you can always count on it more than the others.
A staircase is just a stair with extra steps.
I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".
They were right. I should have waited until next week.
Where does extra virgin olive oil comes from ?
I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra."
Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??
A person that works faster than expected always has extra time on their hands.
The same is true for clocks.
(PSA: Remember to correct yours tonight, as applicable.)
There is no point in adding an extra 's' to the word needles.
Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..
.. last year I raked it in.
A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.
The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"
When typing a word-play joke, I never put extra spaces on the left.
The delivery guy accidentally got us 3 extra bags of flour
Why do bakers always carry extra cash?
Because they never know when a bit of extra dough might be kneaded!
A tipped my psychic an extra $20.00 the other day...
She was a very happy medium.
What do you call an extra thick plant?
No one laughs at my “bring an extra pair of pants when you go golfing” joke.
I guess “hole-in-one” jokes are sub-par.
We’ve just had a decorator in to do some work on the house. I got chatting to him and it turns out he is a British Airways pilot who’s been furloughed and earning a bit of extra cash.
He made a lovely job of the landing.
"I always try to go the extra mile for my customers."
Said the city's most hated cab driver.
You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you don’t need...
To make extra money, my professor forces all the students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.
Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?
This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food.
I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.
Just bought some extra strong mints.
Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.
Puns for my extra credit in English
Hello, if you could please make a funny pun so I could get extra credit for the title of my essay, that would be great.
Topic: Pursuit of Knowledge- Frankenstein.
We got sent extra bumper plates for weight lifting.
We bought extra toilet paper for the party.
It's for the party poopers.
I have some extra chairs in my garage
for emergency seat-uations.
What does the angel put in his salsa for extra spice?
I had $1,000 extra in my pay last month, this month I was $1,000 short. When I reported it to payroll they asked me why I didn't say anything when I got paid too much.
I told them, I'll tolerate one mistake but not two.
I bribed my friends into helping me move by buying an extra large stuffed crust pepperoni...
cant believe they fired me from the clock factory... with all those extra hours I put in...
Why did the golfer have an extra pair of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one!
When I go golfing, I always take an extra jacket
In case I get a hole in one.
When I go golfing I always take an extra jacket...
In case I get a hole in one
I always take an extra pair of socks when I go golfing
In case I get a hole in one
Whenever I go golfing, I bring an extra pair of pants
Just in case I get a hole in one
Which US state is famous for its extra small soft drinks?
Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks.
Incase he got a hole in one!
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