On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dynamite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eliaskrieuwywufkr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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There's an epidemic of exploding toilets at police stations.

Cops have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My friend quit work by having a multi-layer exploding cake...

When it exploded, everyone in the room left with tiers in their eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Did you hear about the exploding elephant?

It’s all over town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ssaammiiaamm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call an exploding DeLorean

A blast from the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Klaus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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How do you call an exploding Chevrolet Corvette?

A Corvette C4!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_TRUMP_Vincent2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call an exploding duck?

A firequacker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What do you call an exploding horse?

Neigh-palm

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Where can you read about planets exploding?

In the orbituaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What is the sound an exploding sheep makes?

Sis’s, boom, baah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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How would you describe an exploding steer?

Abominable (sound it out)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WizardRob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Exploding Temperature

What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?

0 K Boomer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semrasemri
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I might buy you an exploding calculator...

But don't count on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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My ten year old fist bumps me and does the 'exploding hand' afterwards ...

After he explodes his hand I look down at my still clenched fist. I slowly raise it near my ear confused and shake it. I then explode it in my face almost knocking me off me feet. I look at him sternly and say, "You could have killed me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twisted_Logic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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Who makes the best exploding underwear?

Fruit of the Boom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/budonka
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Do you hear about the cheese factory exploding in France?

I heard there was nothing but Di Brie!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What do you call a exploding monkey?

A baboom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/air28uk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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What do you call two exploding monkeys?

A couple of BA-BOOMS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turnerbackwards
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2015
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Friend asked me if i'd seen that new show "Exploding Shrapnel"

I told him i've caught bits of it.

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What do you call an exploding dinosaur???

Dinomite

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What do you call an exploding duck?

A firequacker

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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