What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Did you hear about the Mt. Everest expedition that got snowed in?

They said their nights were intents....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manthe43
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?

They got there ok but then things went south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleFlame8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A British explorer is leading an expedition through an uncharted valley deep in Africa.

About halfway through the valley, drumbeats started rolling from the mountains around them. Everyone in the party was confused, but the local guides started to panic.

"We HAVE to get out of here by sundown, OR ELSE".

The explorer orders his men to pick up the pace, and keep moving. A couple hours later, The drums start beating more and more frantically. Again, the guides say: "Keep moving, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE".

A bit later, the men hear horns echoing from the hills.

The explorer asks his guides: "what was that?"

They respond: "theres no time, we need to be out BEFORE SUNDOWN, we only have a few hours!!!".

Exasperated, the explorer asks "Why? What could be so urgent? And why do we have to get out by sundown?".

The guides reply, "at sundown, the bagpipe solo starts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeb1122
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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My wife's comment when the commercial for Expedition Unknown: Hunt for the Yeti came on...."has he looked at his stupid face?" To which I replied:

"Not Yeti."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starchybunker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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Last week in Warsaw the government asked its people how they felt about an expedition to stick large metal rods in the northern and southern ends of the globe.

it was the Poll of Poles on the pole poles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeinshver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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I asked my friend if he was enjoying his African hunting expedition.

He said, safari so good!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pete_the_rawdog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2016
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The sailors were exploring the waters between the cliffs of the inlet.

It was the fjord expedition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownwardSpirals
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?

A Ford Fusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleSugar64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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This cracked me up
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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I have a friend who's really into spelunking

He invited me to go explore a cave with him, but it seemed dangerous so I declined. Months later he planned another caving expedition and invited me again, but again I said no. Half a year later, he planned another trip, but he insisted that I join him. He spent a great deal of time explaining the safety equipment and measures used, and I reluctantly changed my mind and agreed to go with him. I finally caved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreviousWater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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A classic groaner

Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.

The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their minister went up the mountain and before they could even say one word the ogre kicked them down the mountain. Not being dismayed the Trids thought that maybe the ogre was Catholic, so they sent another delegation, this time led by the local priest. But alas, as they approached the ogre he once again kicked them all down the mountain.

The Trids were upset until they thought that perhaps the ogre was Jewish. Unfortunately, no Trids were Jewish, so they wrote to the people of another land and asked them to send a Rabbi to help them with the ogre. The Rabbi arrived and led a delegation of Trids up the mountain. The ogre saw them coming and kicked all of them, except for the Rabbi, down the mountain. The Rabbi, having been told of the previous expeditions, wondered why he alone had not been kicked down the mountain, so he asked the ogre. The ogre laughed and replied:

"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hometown45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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What is the fastest mineral in the world?

Expedite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/projectimperfect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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It's been too cold to venture out the past few days. I'm not sure if cabin fever is setting in, or if dad's sense of humor has always been this lame.

We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.

"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?

I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"

I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.

Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barthm1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2015
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Canadian Prime Minister dad jokes in an official statement about finding ship that disappeared 160 years ago

"Finding the first vessel will no doubt provide the momentum - or wind in our sails - necessary to locate its sister ship and find out even more about what happened to the Franklin Expedition's crew."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29131757

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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