Thank God that nipples exist.
Because without them, boobs would be pointless.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
In which era did the half demon bloods exist?
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
The existence of the Kia Forte...
Implies the existence of the much quieter Kia Piano.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, what’s their porpoise?
I wish thought controlled ATMs existed
They make cents when you think about it.
Catboy is a boy with cat ears and catgirl is a girl with cat ears
Since I’m neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?
Out of all the birds that exist, owls are the most beautiful.
They are quite the head turner.
Vampires don't really exist.
Well, unless you Count Dracula
Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.
In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m glad about one thing.
Every one reading this is on the same page.
Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.
How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?
I would just call it naan-existent
Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?
If Smellevision existed, what channel would you smell wrestling?
Which kind of bees make milk?
A steak pie will cost you $2.50 in Jamaica, in Barbados its $3
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Irritable Bowel Syndrome implies the existence of other bowel syndromes, such as:
Cheery Bowel Syndrome
Angry Bowel Syndrome
Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)
The list is endless and frightening
Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
How do you get a panda drunk
Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.
What do you call a color that doesn't exist?
A pigment of your imagination.
I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.
I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.
TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist.
My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking.
I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist
I have finally made it
I have two kids, a three year old daughter and a one year old son. Today as we were driving home, my daughter said for the first time “dad I’m hungry” and I felt the power course through my veins knowing I was about to reach the pinnacle of existence. I delivered the revered line and my wife just looked at me and I knew I had achieved everything in life.
Scientists found that the nervous system doesn't actually exist.
It's just a lack of the confidence system.
My friend did not believe in the existence of underwear for apes.
I told her to looked them up and showed her on the internet .
I said "Ha!... Chimp pants, see?".
What's a word that doesn't exist?
He's just following orders
NEW Greta Thunberg Meme I made today (Please forgive if it already exists)
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
My friend once told me centrifugal force doesn't exist.
He was clearly out of the loop.
What do you call a religion that worships cannonballs?
Some might say it doesn’t exist so it isn’t canon in history, but if it existed, it would be called.....
Cannibalism
What do you call trash that has existed since 1200 BC?
Garb
Because it doesn't age
Idk if this exists already or not but I made it up
Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
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