Exiles Puns

A list of puns related to "Exiles"

Who wrote the song: "All I want for exile, is you"

Pariah Carey

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👤︎ u/JimmoBM
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is the difference between an exile and an outcast?

An exile greets you by saying hi

The outcast greets you with "heeeeeeeeeyaaaaaa"

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👤︎ u/Mrvillhelm
📅︎ Oct 18 2017
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Where do you find eggs in a supermarket?

In exile

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👤︎ u/afieif
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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I just read an early draft of The Empire Strikes Back...

...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.

All the sheep, Dagobah.

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👤︎ u/Mikeycoyi
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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Curiosity has killed so many cats

we had to exile it to a different planet.

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👤︎ u/realpbc
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Ex post from /r/jokes got exiled to dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Sonzie
📅︎ Mar 11 2015
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