So the music exec demanded we put together a band out of just fishermen and soda jerks

Apparently he wanted to churn out catchy pop songs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesset77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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While running an IT training

IT exec: can I borrow your power cord? Me: why? Do you need some Apple juice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theblakeness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Talking to a dentistry student during a club meeting the other day.

We're on the exec team of the student run swim club at our university and were discussing who will be coaching the groups next season.

She mentioned that she "could probably do some fill-ins for another coach if they need the night off".

So I then asked her if she "could do some fill-ings too?"

Took a moment, then there was a collective groan from the rest of the group and a fist headed to my shoulder. Ouch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_wilson3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2017
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