Excrements Puns

A list of puns related to "Excrements"

A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.

I think it was Scampoo.

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👤︎ u/deceze
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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You can get rid of most cancers with only boiling water and squirt gun.

It also works on Capricorns and Leo's

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👤︎ u/upsidedownquestion
📅︎ Nov 21 2022
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What do you call a bro who is mean

Bromine...

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👤︎ u/ToofaaniMirch69
📅︎ Dec 04 2022
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Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's cubes?

Because they have history separating colour.

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👤︎ u/muskkanye
📅︎ Nov 27 2022
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My dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out.

No word yet.

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👤︎ u/garyfire
📅︎ Apr 10 2022
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If you think about it, we all put fake excrement in our hair

Sham-poo

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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What do diarrhea and DNA have in comman?

They both run in your genes.

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👤︎ u/Rob0t_Wizard
📅︎ Sep 08 2022
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If you die of obstipation what quantity of your body weight consists of excrement?

One turd

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👤︎ u/boetzie
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do you call it when a rooster draws excrement?

Cock-A-Doodle-Poo

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👤︎ u/symbologythere
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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👤︎ u/wookiewithabrush
📅︎ Aug 11 2022
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What kind of mint makes your breath smell worse?

Excrement

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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