my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...

turned himself around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weendul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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All of the world eventually got the virus

But China got it right off the bat

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Two antenna met on a roof and eventually got married

The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was incredible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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One time my friends really wanted me to join them for a fishing excursion. I didn't want to at first but eventually joined them...

I am afraid that I succumbed to pier pressure.

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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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As the bears ripen, they become heavier and eventually fall off 😁
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πŸ‘€︎ u/son_of_x
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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To prove he was right, the flat earther walked to the edge of the Earth.

He eventually came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_dan17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My dog happily chased a fly around the house, eventually nabbing it in one chomp.

I guess it's true: time's fun when you're having flies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I knew my dad's influence would eventually pay off.

He raised me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H2O_is_Great
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them

I guess love isn't always on time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwrk92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Poor Bart eventually caught Coronavirus..

...He was displaying the usual Simpsons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Eventually everyone will be quarantined to their homes without sports and in 9 months babies will be born.

They will be known as the Coronials

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Mona Lisa was once accused of murder....

Turns out, she was framed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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If you ever get locked out of your house just talk to the lock.

Communication is key...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started dating the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I was going to get a face tattoo but decided to get a neck tattoo instead.

I guess I’ll have to work my way up to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnjm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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A guy is walking along, and he continues to walk. Eventually he walks into a well. Why did the guy walk into a well?

He couldn’t see that well

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Eventually, we’re all doomed to end up in super modern offices where the walls are whiteboards

The writing is on the wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabeRothel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Once a Bank of America Bank cheque was lying next to a Wells Fargo Bank cheque, they started talking to each other and became friends....eventually, they became so close that they became

chequemates ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajdorUzu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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A murderer who had poisoned his victims with iron supplements eventually and inadvertantly poisoned himself.

When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"

The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:

"Irony," he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BholeFire
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Trying to remember a joke about boomerangs I heard as a kid...

Hopefully it’ll come back to me eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Izual_Rebirth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I hate train puns.

They eventually run off the rails.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.

I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalibabka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I used to play triangle in a reggae band but eventually left...

...it was just one ting after another

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirlukethemodest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Did tou hear about the kidnapping at school?

No need to worry. He eventually woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it.

Eventually she came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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My friend stole my broken pen but eventually returned it.

That doesn't make it write.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggplantOrphan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I was struggling to find a sale on boating equipment. Eventually I did find one.

But it was an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friday-the-horse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone11gone11
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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The phone was ringing for a while and I eventually got up to get it.

"Are you going to answer that call anytime today?" yelled my wife.

"No," I replied. "Probably a simple 'hello' will suffice."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Did you hear the rumor about butter ?

Well, I''m not going to spread it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around, eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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When in college, I made a bookcase out of bricks and boards, which eventually fell to pieces...

It had a short shelf life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I went to buy a funeral plot in preparation for my eventual death...

I have to say, I had grave reservations when I left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vercalos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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It took the Simian Council weeks of tense negotiating for a new Constitution, but eventually...

it all ended with a Round of Ape Laws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Romnonaldao
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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The toucan once faced fierce competition in it's ecological niche.

Eventually, though, it came to dominate the toucannot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iep6ooPh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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A man walks in to a bar. On the bar is a duck tap dancing on a biscuit tin.

He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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All countries eventually got Coronavirus...

But China got it right off the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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All countries eventually got the coronavirus but...

china got it right of the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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All countries got coronavirus eventually, but...

China got it right off the bat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1Pootato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziMen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Every country will get COVID-19 eventually...

but China got it right off the bat.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth

He eventually came around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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