A list of puns related to "Esses"
A paragraph
(This is my No-L greeting.)
Lβess cargo.
A paragraph, because hes too short to be an esse
But that's just my ass-ess-ment.
So I wrote an U-Ess-ay
Nine-esse
To have better axe-ess to apples.
As told by my 8 year old.
So I just call her prints-ess
...about why all the damn esses? And why it takes a full consarn second to say his wife's name.
Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.
Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).
Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:
Des puns:
Hardest
Wordes (Words)
Widest
Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)
DrivES
Dessert
Fades
Des (This)
Holidess (Happy Holidays!)
Desperate
Desision (Decision)
Decades
Desert
Destination
Dress (DrESs)
Despresso (Espresso)
Mae puns:
I'd really appreciate some help if you guys have any puns reserved. Anything will do, really.
Thanks!
EDIT: Formatting
Lβess cargo.
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