What do you call an esse that isn’t fully developed?

A paragraph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSinkingShit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDuJour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Fantastic pun, Al
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
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Why are French snails faster than American ones?

L’ess cargo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call a short mexican?

A paragraph, because hes too short to be an esse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgamGamez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I tried these S brand mints, they tasted like ass.

But that's just my ass-ess-ment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My teacher wants a report on America....

So I wrote an U-Ess-ay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kool_Aid_Turtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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My girlfriend just asked me what state was below Tennessee...

Nine-esse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justhereforgw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Why did Johnny Appleseed carry an axe?

To have better axe-ess to apples.

As told by my 8 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NEPDX_RIPCITY
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.

So I just call her prints-ess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I'd like to have a word with Mr. Sippy

...about why all the damn esses? And why it takes a full consarn second to say his wife's name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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[Pun Request] Puns about Mae/Des

Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.

Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).

Here's a sample of what I do.

Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:

Des puns:

  • Hardest

  • Wordes (Words)

  • Widest

  • Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)

  • DrivES

  • Dessert

  • Fades

  • Des (This)

  • Holidess (Happy Holidays!)

  • Desperate

  • Desision (Decision)

  • Decades

  • Desert

  • Destination

  • Dress (DrESs)

  • Despresso (Espresso)

Mae puns:

  • Maend (I hope you don't maend(mind)
  • Maecadamia (Macadamia)
  • Maengo (Mango)
  • Maecaroni (Macaroni)
  • Maeple (Maple)
  • Lifetimae (Lifetime)
  • Imaegine (Imagine)
  • Chamaeleon (Chameleon)
  • Caramael (Caramel)
  • Achievemaent (Achievement)
  • Gmaes (Games)
  • Maek (Make)
  • Drmae (Dream)
  • Dramey (Dreamy)
  • Maesure (Measure)
  • Blmae (Blame)
  • Maet (Mate)
  • Climaet (Climate)
  • Ultimaet (Ultimate)
  • Maebe (Maybe)
  • Mae (My one and only)
  • Mae (Whatever May Happen)
  • Maen (You mean everything to me)
  • Maent (We're meant to be)
  • Amaezing (Amazing)
  • Maeutiful (Beautiful... I know)
  • Maechiatto (Macchiato)

I'd really appreciate some help if you guys have any puns reserved. Anything will do, really.

Thanks!

EDIT: Formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roastedtuna
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Why are French snails the fastest in the world?

L’ess cargo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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