Esquiline Puns

For some reason, whenever i try to change the ships appearance, it doesn't do what I want it to do. For example, if i select the Vesta template and go into advanced, the whole ship disappears. Then, when I select the same template again, the ship appears again in a complete Vesta look. Then I can either apply the changes, which results in the message "Outfit uses invalid parts", or change a single part of the ship, which results in that part becoming a Esquiline part (no matter what i choose) and the resetting of patterns and windows. Any help would be appreciated.

I'm looking to get a T6 Star Cruiser with the Odyssey skin or the T6 MM Esquiline Research Vessel. Whichever would suit me better with what I want to do: Beam Boat with a Very Good Exotic Damage ability.

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

Mah build for T6 Vesta (Esquiline)

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|	Prolonged engagement Phaser beam MK XIV			|		
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Aft Weapons | VR Quantum Phaser Beam Array MK XIV | 2/3 set | UR Omni phaser beam with [Pen] MK XIV | | Antichroniton infuzed tetryon beam MK XIV | There is no other phaser omni and this looks like a phaser :D | 4 | Deflector | UR Solanae Deflector | neat +50 EPG source Secondary Deflector | Epic Deterioriting one from Research lab | another +25 EPG Impulse Engines | Temporal Defence Initiative engines | for the 2pc set Warp Core | UR Temporal Defence Inituative Warpcore | also for 2pc set and open your aux till 130 Shields | Iconian Resistence Resisliant Shield | Devices | Battery - Exotic particle flood | | Reactive Armor catalyst | | Temporal N