Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Escape!"
He just ransomware.
He ransomware
He jumped around with excitement yelling "I'm free, I'm free". A small girl looked up at him and said, "Big bloody deal, I'm four".
They couldn’t container
He's a small medium at large.
I'm going to need a new keyboard.
He ran and ran until he was pooped.
To save his bscon
My brother came up to me, and took off my escape key. He delivered the terrible pun, "You will never escape" Idk why but it sent me into a laughing fit of just how bad it was.
He decides to break out during the day, figuring the guards will not suspect this. As he breaks through the ground to the surface, he finds himself in a preschool playground. He is surprised, but he rejoices anyway, shouting, "I'm free, I'm free!" At this a little girl approaches him, puts her hand on her hip, and says, "big deal! I'm four!"
He performed this using a complex set of trap doors. But it was just a stage he was going through.
Seal team Styx.
They have a World Wide Web!
“No idea, they just ransomware.”
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
I thought it was a little condescending.
He was breaking out.
"Don't know he just ransomware"
Congee-rat-lations 😬😬😬
Guard: "I'm not mad, just disappointed."
(Remember kids, never let your guard down)
It clawed itself out
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
A blonde, brunette and a red head escape from prison. While running across a field they hear the guards coming and being tired, the red head suggested hiding in some potato sacks they found.
When the guards reached the sacks one kicked the bag containing the red head, she went meow meow. "Just a sack of kittens" said the guard. Then he kicked the brunettes bag, she went woof woof. "Just a bag of puppies". Lastly he kicked the blondes bag and she went potato potato.
Guard - I am not mad. I am just.....disappointed.
Moral - DONT LET YIUR GUARD DOWN
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY
but the only way out was from the roof. They got up there, before realizing they didn’t have any rope. One guy says, “Oh yeah! I’ve got a flashlight! Ill point it to the ground and you can climb down the beam.” The other guy says, “What, am I crazy? I’d get half way down and you’d turn it off!”
They just ransomware
He ransomware.
He just ransomware
heh
He ransomware.
There's a small medium at large
He just ransomware!
Me: I dunno, he ransomware
They just ransomware.
Guard: "I'm not mad. Just very disappointed. "
REMEMBER KIDS....NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.
He was breaking out.
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