Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"
He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."
An Escasooner
I guess we were raised differently.
Just stopped and staired
All I could was stair.
I think it’s because we were raised differently
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
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One minute you’re yelling at them for driving you up a wall. The next, you’re begging them to install a Stair-master...
Yesterday she came home with an escalator.
Step 1.
But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).
You should take steps to avoid them
They're always pushing you to go in their direction.
Stepdad: No Stepson
I want to know what went down.
My next thought was: "Well, that escalated quickly"
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
He was mechanically inclined.
The law maker was outlawed.
I told her, " The escalator is just like an elevator but with extra steps."
I'm taking steps to about them.
Stops and stairs
But she wasn't really Inuit
Let me tell you it really escalated quickly.
That escalated quickly.
I think it’s because we were raised differently
No stepson.
Step 1.
I am taking steps to avoid them.
You should take steps to avoid them.
An escasooner
