Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"
He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."
I guess we were raised differently.
Just stopped and staired
An Escasooner
All I could was stair.
I think it’s because we were raised differently
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
Step 1.
But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).
They're always pushing you to go in their direction.
You should take steps to avoid them
Stepdad: No Stepson
I want to know what went down.
The law maker was outlawed.
He was mechanically inclined.
I was in the mall with my family. A guy is in the mall with a pair of jumper cables (Legit jumper cables in the mall and I don’t know why) he got on the escalator ahead of me. I tapped him on the shoulder and told him, “Hey, don’t try to start anything in here”
But it escalated quickly
In retrospect we shouldn’t have been on that escalator.
I am taking steps to avoid them.
Stops and stairs
Had to visit a mall today. As I was standing on the escalator, someone coughed behind me. I turned around and noticed he was very near. We all know if you need to cough, you must cough far away. So I told him to FAR COUGH. And that’s how the fight started
I'm taking steps to about them.
But she wasn't really Inuit
Let me tell you it really escalated quickly.
I'm taking steps to avoid them
That escalated quickly.
That well escalated quickly!
I think it’s because we were raised differently
No stepson.
Step 1.
You should take steps to avoid them.
