A lawyer and a law maker had been in an argument for several years, escalating into a bet to see who would break the law first. The lawyer then found himself in a trial against the law maker.
The law maker was outlawed.
I find the moving steps debate escalating.
An uplifting movie about an escalator
What do you call a fast escalator?
My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.
I guess we were raised differently.
Saw an escalator for the first time today...
I came across a broken escalator today...
Yes don't forget to take it.
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
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Well that escalated quickly
Kids grow up so fast
One minute you’re yelling at them for driving you up a wall. The next, you’re begging them to install a Stair-master...
My wife will buy anything that's marked down.
Yesterday she came home with an escalator.
Here’s a step by step guide for riding an escalator.
I hope the tension on the Kashmir border doesn't escalate.
But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).
If you’re terrified of escalators,
You should take steps to avoid them
Why shouldn't you trust escalators?
They're always pushing you to go in their direction.
Hey Stepdad! Can you tell me how an elevator is different than an escalator?
I had an argument with my brother about how to get to the next floor in the mall because he refused to use the stairs or the elevator
My next thought was: "Well, that escalated quickly"
I heard something happened on the escalator...
I want to know what went down.
I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
Walking around the mall with my daughter and we decided to go down a level. She expressed disappointment the elevator was broken,
I told her, " The escalator is just like an elevator but with extra steps."
Did you hear about the man who invented the escalator?
He was mechanically inclined.
What does an escalator do when it breaks?
I've developed a fear of escalators.
I'm taking steps to about them.
When someone on Earth transmits complaints to an astronaut in space, their argument is quickly escalated.
I wanted to ask the woman how to get upstairs, but I think I'll escalator.
I was with this Siberian girl the other night, we were talking, having fun. Things started to escalate so I asked her to take this down south
But she wasn't really Inuit
Did you hear about the freak accident where the escalator at a shop started moving really fast and threw people off...
Let me tell you it really escalated quickly.
My job as an escalator repairman has its ups and downs
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
Hey stepdad, can you tell me how an elevator is different from an escalator?
Here’s a simple guide on how to ride an escalator.
I have this terrible fear of Escalators.
I am taking steps to avoid them.
Escalators are dangerous.
You should take steps to avoid them.
What do you call a fast escalator?
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