I hope the tension on the Kashmir border doesn't escalate.
But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).
I was with this Siberian girl the other night, we were talking, having fun. Things started to escalate so I asked her to take this down south
But she wasn't really Inuit
Sometimes things escalate fast
An uplifting movie about an escalator
Yes don't forget to take it.
What do you call a fast escalator?
My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.
I guess we were raised differently.
Saw an escalator for the first time today...
I came across a broken escalator today...
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
Well that escalated quickly
Here’s a step by step guide for riding an escalator.
Why shouldn't you trust escalators?
They're always pushing you to go in their direction.
I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
If you’re terrified of escalators,
You should take steps to avoid them
Hey Stepdad! Can you tell me how an elevator is different than an escalator?
I heard something happened on the escalator...
I want to know what went down.
Did you hear about the man who invented the escalator?
He was mechanically inclined.
A lawyer and a law maker had been in an argument for several years, escalating into a bet to see who would break the law first. The lawyer then found himself in a trial against the law maker.
The law maker was outlawed.
I actually lived a dad joke. (Details below)
I was in the mall with my family. A guy is in the mall with a pair of jumper cables (Legit jumper cables in the mall and I don’t know why) he got on the escalator ahead of me. I tapped him on the shoulder and told him, “Hey, don’t try to start anything in here”
What does an escalator do when it breaks?
I have this terrible fear of Escalators.
I am taking steps to avoid them.
I've developed a fear of escalators.
I'm taking steps to about them.
When someone on Earth transmits complaints to an astronaut in space, their argument is quickly escalated.
Did you hear about the freak accident where the escalator at a shop started moving really fast and threw people off...
Let me tell you it really escalated quickly.
U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post “ I pulled a small prank on the elevator
I tried to quell a disagreement between me and my girlfriend in the shopping mall. But by the time we got to the second level we were shouting at each other.
In retrospect we shouldn’t have been on that escalator.
Elevators terrify me
I'm taking steps to avoid them
I wanted to ask the woman how to get upstairs, but I think I'll escalator.
My job as an escalator repairman has its ups and downs
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
Hey stepdad, can you tell me how an elevator is different from an escalator?
Here’s a simple guide on how to ride an escalator.
Escalators are dangerous.
You should take steps to avoid them.
What do you call a fast escalator?
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