Epileptics Puns

A list of puns related to "Epileptics"

How do you make a room full of epileptics dance?

Ask someone with Parkinson’s to turn off the lights.

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👤︎ u/Illustrious_Ad4691
📅︎ Feb 20 2022
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What do u call 100 epileptics in a lettuce field

Seizure salad

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim
📅︎ Nov 12 2021
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What is an epileptic's favourite appetiser?

Seizure salad

I'm going to hell for this

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👤︎ u/forrestree
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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How do epileptics make the most of life?

Seize the day!

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👤︎ u/anchovie_icecream_
📅︎ Feb 07 2018
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What's an epileptic's least favorite kind of salad?

Seizure salad

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👤︎ u/Brains-With-Benefits
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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Epileptics are always so upbeat

It must be because they seize the day.

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👤︎ u/pacos-ego
📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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What is an epileptic kid's favorite food joint?

Little Caesars

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👤︎ u/Sleepy_Sleepy_Sheepy
📅︎ Sep 30 2022
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What's an epileptic person's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures

(This is a joke, I do NOT intend on making fun of people.)

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👤︎ u/No_Difference_2522
📅︎ Oct 21 2022
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What was the epileptic chefs special menu item?

Seizure Salad.

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
📅︎ Oct 08 2022
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What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

One has fits between shucks...

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👤︎ u/JoeKing4Real
📅︎ Sep 20 2022
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What do you call an epileptic chef?

Shake 'N Bake

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👤︎ u/jershdahersh
📅︎ Aug 06 2022
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What do you call an epileptic dinosaur?

A Seizuresaurus Rex

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👤︎ u/trimdaddyflex
📅︎ Jul 07 2022
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What do you call an epileptic in a Bush?

Russell.

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👤︎ u/MaherJ79
📅︎ Feb 24 2022
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What do you do if you see an epileptic in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in...

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👤︎ u/8doorwagon
📅︎ Oct 08 2021
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My uncle once had a 24-hour epileptic episode.

Now that's what I call seizing the day.

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👤︎ u/Jazst
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call an epileptic emperor?

Julius seizure

Edit: Oh and thanks a bunch for the silver homie

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👤︎ u/LimblessOctopus
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why did the epileptic come to the USA?

To have the right to be secure against unreasonable seizure.

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👤︎ u/Water4real
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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My neighbor is an epileptic midget who really loves pizza.

Seems like everyday he’s having little seizures.

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👤︎ u/legendary-jake
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A Milkshake.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo momma!

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👤︎ u/Joltiish
📅︎ Jul 09 2022
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What does an epileptic on a diet eat?

A seizure salad

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👤︎ u/gua_lao_wai
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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I bought a head of epileptic lettuce

Had to make "seizure" salad

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👤︎ u/jawknee_homicide
📅︎ Jul 14 2017
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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad.

(It was suggested to post this here from r/jokes)

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👤︎ u/Isitfortytwo
📅︎ Aug 01 2017
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My epileptic brother applied for a job at a strobe light factory.

I'm sure he'll fit in there.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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TIL that Julius Caesar's brother was the first historically known epileptic.

His name? Julius Seizure.

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👤︎ u/EvenDeeper
📅︎ Apr 29 2017
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I have an epileptic dog.

And he has to take phenobarbital to control his seizures. I was talking with my girlfriend. Her: We need to go to the vet, we're almost out of phenobarbital. Me: Yeah, pretty soon we won't have any phenobarb at all.

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👤︎ u/not-alex
📅︎ Jan 19 2015
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What is blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic.

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👤︎ u/raulmonkey
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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What's blue and doesn't fit?

A drowned epileptic.

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👤︎ u/kissmysponge
📅︎ Dec 22 2017
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Seize the day

Recently, one of my friends had a seizure on her birthday and found out that she's epileptic.

Towards the end of the day while she was in the hospital, her dad makes the comment "Well I guess you really seized the day".

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👤︎ u/captainsweaters
📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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Gfs dad joke

What do epileptic people eat?

Caesar(pronounced "seizure") salad

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👤︎ u/somechineseguy
📅︎ May 22 2014
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What's an epileptic's most despised appetizer?

Seizure salad.

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👤︎ u/marimochan96
📅︎ Oct 20 2016
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What's an epileptic's least favorite kind of salad?

A seizure salad.

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👤︎ u/buttengine
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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What was the epileptic chefs special menu item?

Seizure Salad.

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
📅︎ Sep 22 2022
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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A Seizure Salad

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👤︎ u/carrotwax
📅︎ Jan 15 2022
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What's the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...

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👤︎ u/carriager
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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What is the difference between an epileptic clam shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits.

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👤︎ u/Gaeleng
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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what do you call an epileptic emperor?

juilus seizure

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👤︎ u/DeliverDaLiver
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

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👤︎ u/birthday-party
📅︎ Jul 19 2013
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What do you make with epileptic lettuce?

Make a seizure salad!

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👤︎ u/EggrollsForever
📅︎ Dec 09 2015
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