Entangled Puns

It was ruled a tie die.

I ran over to see if I could help and saw as she was sitting there on the pavement, she had tears in her eyes…. Whether they were tears of pain or maybe embarrassment it was hard to tell, but she was either so angry or so ashamed that she was actually trying to rip the fabric that caused her to fall! But, she just couldn’t…

After all, bad habits ARE hard to break… 🤷🏻‍♂️

If a spider catches more moths than they need, can they sell them on the web?

Quantum entanglement

My math teacher told me I am in an entanglement.

He was a theoretical physist.

It was only a little entanglement, knotting serious ! Tie swear !

I recall from my youth, a time of great adventure. My friends and I on safari hunting the Great North-American Man-Eating Female Butt-Ox.

The hunt was difficult and expensive. Once one has been identified as an acceptable specimen you need to slow its wits and dull its decision making process. This is best accomplished with loud music, flashing lights and alcohol. But even then the hunt can be foiled by rushing in to early. If you're successful, you then need to separate it from the pack. This is the trickiest bit as less than ideal pack members will often fight ruthlessly to "protect" your target.

But even the most successful outings are not without risk. On several occasions I found myself entangled in a wrestling match for hours. But there lies the fruit of the hunt...