Darth Vader's walking into a Chinese takeaway when he gets a call from the Emperor
"What is thy bidding, my master?" says Darth Vader.
"Order 66."
What did the Emperor say to the twelve slaves beneath him?
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor’s hair?
What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?
What was Emperor Nero’s favorite food?
How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?
They played rock paper Caesar
What did the Romans do when their emperor died?
Who does a Muslim ask when he forgets about the greatest Mughal Emperor?
What do you call an epileptic emperor?
Julius seizure
Edit: Oh and thanks a bunch for the silver homie
What do you call a Roman emperor with a cellphone
I'm filming a new documentary about the governor of the Roman province of Judaea, serving under Emperor Tiberius...
We're currently filming the Pilate.
The Emperor of Gorgasol refused to appoint his daughter as his heir.
Needless to say, she was not empressed.
There was an emperor who was great at measuring things.
He was an excellent ruler.
What did they call the first emperor of Rome who had epilepsy?
What's the name of the only Roman Emperor to die due to to Epilepsy?
If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..
He might have been a Far-o.
A young emperor of Rome decreed that he would never turn twenty
He felt that he was a constant teen.
What do Russian emperors put on their fish?
They put on Tsar-Tsar sauce...
I've just bought a new Roman emperor. He was a lot more expensive than the other emperors even though he doesn't do as much.
What's a Russian Emperor's favorite pizza topping?
What do you do when you meet a Chinese emperor?
Why was Emperor Akbar rejected from Hogwarts?
Because he was a Muggle Sultan.
As a roman emperor, I really like to drink Coca Cola. The ordinary people?
Who was the Roman Emperor who always mooned his subjects?
What do you call the emperor penguin?
Who is the most famous emperor skeleton ?
Whenever I'm feeling down, I watch 'The Emperor's New Groove'
What was the name of the Roman emperor who kept getting things wrong?
Why didn’t the Chinese emperors like Kong Fuzi?
Because he was confusing.
What do you call a spicy roman emperor?
Who was Rocky’s favorite emperor?
What did the emperor do when he saw a hot chick?
Why does Emperor Palpatine shoot electricity out of his hands?
Did you know the last Chinese emperor was actually a really funny guy?
What do you call it when two Chinese Emperors meet for drinks in the Afterlife?
A Man-date of the heavens.
Was watching Mulan with the family. During the draft scene, the emperor's assistant guy calls out a family name.
Assistant guy: "Tha Chu family"
My dad: "Did he sneeze or something?"
How did the Roman senators pick who will stab the emperor first?
what do you call an epileptic emperor?
What is the name of the Emperor Penguin?
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