How many emos like anagrams?
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︎ Nov 19 2021
What do you call an emo tree?
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︎ May 24 2022
My emo friend asked if I wanted to hang today
I said "No thanks, I think I still have a couple decent years left to live!"
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︎ Apr 08 2022
What do you call people that are still fans of My Chemical Romance?
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︎ May 13 2022
Why is the Moon no longer Emo?
Turns out it was just a phase.
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︎ Mar 11 2022
I wish my lawn was emo...
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︎ Mar 13 2022
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry
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︎ Dec 11 2021
so i asked this emo girl if she ever gets jealous at her phone
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︎ Feb 25 2022
Why do emo kids prefer skis over snowboards?
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︎ Nov 07 2021
I disappeared when the emo phase died off..... i was never scene again
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︎ Oct 13 2021
Why do Goths color their hair black?
Because they would rather dye than conform to the masses.
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︎ Apr 07 2022
What will you call Sonic if he's an emo?
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︎ Oct 22 2021
Why do cannibals prefer emo people?
They come with grill marks
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︎ Sep 07 2021
How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares, we'll cry in the dark.
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︎ Jun 12 2021
What do you get when you go to an emo school?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Emo therapy
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︎ Jan 11 2021
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
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︎ Feb 07 2022
When I bought my first house, I planted emo grass.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why will an emo pig never be bullied?
Because Batman said he will protect Goth ham.
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︎ Sep 10 2015
What do you call an emo school?
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︎ Apr 10 2018
Australian Emo in Captivity
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︎ Mar 04 2019
What do you call a emo carrot
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︎ Dec 29 2017
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︎ Sep 24 2014
What did the moon say to it's emo kid?
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Emo carrot
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︎ Oct 25 2015
I went to go see a movie about an emo
I'd say it was cutting edge
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︎ May 13 2018
What do you call an emo horse?
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︎ Apr 16 2019
What do emo lunberjacks yell?
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︎ May 10 2019
What do you call an emo news story?
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︎ May 01 2017
Why are triangles so emo?
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︎ Jan 07 2018
What do you call an emo cat?
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︎ Oct 25 2018
What do you call an emo a capella group?
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︎ Jan 24 2017
Why do goths have no friends?
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︎ Jul 16 2021
My neighbor came knocking on my door at 2:30 am. Unbelievable!
Luckily I was still up playing my bagpipes
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︎ Jul 12 2018
Iβm not Catholic...
...but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
(emo philips)
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Salt Lake City is concerned that too many teens are rebelling by going "Goth"
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︎ Apr 11 2017
Did you guys hear about the depressed apple technician turned gangster?
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︎ Aug 15 2019
I wish my front lawn was Emo
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︎ Jul 16 2021
I have emo grass
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I wish I had emo hair..
So it would cut its self!
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︎ Apr 13 2016
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