A man fell in love with a melon and they wanted to get married, but they cantaloupe!
They got hitched.
It was my first time seeing an ant elope.
Because they could elope.
I guess they can't elope
Can't Elope
Because they're can't- elope
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just can’t-elope
Cant-elope
They can't elope
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Because they can’t-elope
Can't-elope.
You can’t elope!
..because they cant-elope
Because they can’t elope.
Then, I saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, 'Dad'.
With the worst premonition, I opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands:
"Dear, Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy.
She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad.
She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better.
She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.
Call when it is safe for me to come home!"
Cant elope.
The solution: EnvELOPE.
He can't elope.
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
A “can’t-elope”
They were sad though, because they can't-elope
Can’t elope
A can-elope!
The conversation was prety dry, so the grape begun raisin some questions
"Where do you see this relationship going?" he asked
"Look, i may not have my perents consent, but i think we are a nice pear, so don't think i can't-elope"
A cantaloupe (can’t elope)
You can’t elope.
Cant-elope.
Because they can’t elope.
They cant elope
Because they can’t elope.
A cant-elope
But they can't elope.
Can't elope
