"It's not a poplar tree contest."
They log on.
He wanted him to stop barking up the wrong tree.
By the bark
BamBOO!
Then thereβs me over here, βI guess tree names were poplar. β
Cause traffic is a nightmare on Elm Street.
She said sheβs tired of all of my tree puns.
It was a nightmare.
Spruce Springsteen
Says, I need an ambulance, my wife fell down and can't get up. Operator says, ok, sir. I'm afraid our GPS is down so I'm going to need you to give me your street address. He says, we live at 355 Kosciuszko Street. Operator says, could you please spell that for me sir? Guy pauses and says, you know what, I'm just gonna drag her over to Elm Street..
The alder statesman will remain at the elm, despite losing the poplar vote.
...but in case you don't:
that pronoun (1)
\ ΛtΝhat
, tΝhΙt
plural those\ ΛtΝhΕz
Definition of that
(Entry 1 of 5) 1a : the person, thing, or idea indicated, mentioned, or understood from the situation that is my father b : the time, action, or event specified after that I went to bed c : the kind or thing specified as follows the purest water is that produced by distillation d : one or a group of the indicated kind that's a catβquick and agile 2a : the one farther away or less immediately under observation or discussion those are maples and these are elms b : the former one 3a βused as a function word after and to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous word or phrase he was helpful, and that to an unusual degree b βused as a function word immediately before or after a word group consisting of a verbal auxiliary or a form of the verb be preceded by there or a personal pronoun subject to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous verb or predicate noun or predicate adjective is she capable? She is that
4a : the one : the thing : the kind : something, anything the truth of that which is true the senses are that whereby we experience the world what's that you say b those plural : some persons those who think the time has come
Reposting as I didnβt have enough karma, hopefully I do now π€π»
Just happened in real time and I need to tell my people
My son came downstairs and said: I canβt believe that Michael Bay directed Transformers and a Nightmare on Elm Street!
Me: Have you heard about his uncle?
Son: Whoβs his uncle?
Me: Old Bay
Son: π€¦πΌββοΈ
It's called 'Knitwear On Elm Street.'
Kept on insisting that I had promised to build him a treehouse but I don't remember evergreening this elm of a contract. Though he kept inisisting I had birch the agreement due to the long delay but my attempt to confern the fertility of the spruce was in roots. Now I have to oak up and face the spruce. My weekend has been soiled and I now have to maple my son's treehouse whilst I willow my day away. Although... Now that I twig about it, having a treehouse in my yard sounds like a pine idea.
