Beeware of low-effort puns
All that thyme and effort wasted
My extremely low effort drawn out pun. What’s it trying to say?
Despite my best efforts, I pooped my pants
It was an undeterred undie turd
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
Bad one but an effort was made though,And for the fact police,I know he was 6 ft
Coding in binary takes a lot of effort.
You have to do it bit by bit.
I had pain my knees, but with the help of my doctor, I feel better.
This takes "Puff Puff Pass" to a whole new level! And that's my effort a t a weak pun...
I absolutely support any scientific effort to create an invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
My efforts to save on my electricity bills have really paid off.
And honestly, I’m delighted.
What takes less effort than winning a race by three feet?
I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist.
My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking.
I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
A man's son entered a raffle to win the deed to an entire shopping plaza.
The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."
The detective is on the case (low effort)
Seattle subreddit didn’t appreciate my efforts.
Be there
Or
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This pun was a joint effort
I just told a dad joke so shit my wife shouted at me and stormed off (not a joke)
She said I wish you would put as much effort into life as you do your shitty jokes. It wasnt even that bad.
The man on the news said "...in the run up to christmas stores are already announcing record sales"
I said "thats not news HMV* announces record sales everyday".
*HMV is a music shop.
Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t C in the dark
high effort... made this one in class with paint
Herbal essentials
Noted researcher Rosemary Fuller was involved in a lab accident today. She's working on the theory that herb-based formulas can actually reverse or accelerate the aging process. Parsley, for example, has been shown to cause rapid aging, and recent efforts have shown good results with oregano-based anti-aging serums. Ms Fuller was, unfortunately, standing near a vat of simmering oregano serum when a nearby researcher nudged her and she fell in! It appeared at first that the anti-aging serum would cause her to de-age down to nothing. Now, though, it looks like she'll be all right. The Parsley's aged Rosemary in time.
My dad has made zero effort whatsoever to hide the fact that he'd much rather be my mom.
He's totally transparent.
In an effort to try to bring their snacks up to speed in terms of technology, Lay's is shrinking the size of their product by more than 50%.
They're calling them microchips.
As a Father of 4 I’ve realized something... Literally all my jokes are just low-effort reposts of a man greater than I.
I've just got back from Schizophrenics Anonymous.
I can't wait to tell myself all about it.
In the age of information, mathematician population is rapidly declining. We all need to make an effort to save them.
Every mathematician counts.
After a long, hard day’s worth of work I love to wind down by watching low-effort zombie movies and tv shows.
They’re all pretty brainless.
I started counting from 1.
To continue after 9, I had to put in a lot of effort. It was in tens.
Nobody likes my joke about paper
I want to tell you about my effort to unclog a toilet today, but I won’t bother you with that shit
I have a joke about construction.
I only wear clothes made out of paper
I guess you could call my fashion sense tearrible
Russia managed to win the first match of the World Cup after Putin a lot of effort.
A YouTuber who begins to make low effort content to boost a subscriber count then posts to their favorite subreddit:
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