Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?
Patient: I can’t say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That’s one of them.
Did you hear about the new town Engagement Ohio?
It’s going right in between Dayton and Marion.
My engaged friends response to the spider in the esky
Me: there is a large spider in the esky (as I jump back and slam the lid) Should I kill it?
Him: no he is just chilling out
