Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?

Patient: I can’t say that I do.

Therapist: Exactly. That’s one of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2022
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I like the sound of β€œfiancé”

It has a ring to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wi11Pow3r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Did you hear about the new town Engagement Ohio?

It’s going right in between Dayton and Marion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StillNotShot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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My engaged friends response to the spider in the esky

Me: there is a large spider in the esky (as I jump back and slam the lid) Should I kill it?

Him: no he is just chilling out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tatnell10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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