Courtesy of my son: Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers…

…apologize for grabbing him by the toe, because that was kinda rude, then ask if there is anything you can do to make it up to him so he doesn’t bite your face off because he’s a tiger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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A friend of mine's cow just had quadruplets

He named them eeny meeny miney Moo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delo357
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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" - My mom had 4 kids"

" - Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Fred." " - What about Moe?" "- Oh, she don't want no mo'.."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenericNormality
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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