The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar...
....and the barman says, "Oh God, not U2 again!!"
I just thought of this today as I was driving... I’m sorry in advance 😂 I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges
It was kinda pointless...
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
The new Windows update deleted Microsoft Edge
We could say it's a cutting edge techology.
Why won't swords go obsolete?
They are cutting edge technology.
A physicist sees a guy standing on the edge of a rooftop
He immediately shouts: Don't do it! You have so much potential!
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
I've been on edge today searching for the answer.
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta
My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.
in the end, he came around.
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
What do you call a rugby player who took doping to gain an edge against his opponents?
The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas
If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a “teethbrush”
I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak
it wasn't really sharp of him
Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didn’t want to...
But it was for the grater good
I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory
I’ll beheading there shortly
Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!
My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90°...
It was acute triangle, I must admit!
If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center...
He liked making crop circles.
I'll tell you my favorite piece of cutting edge technology.
Am I the only one who feels on edge about this?
I got innovative nail clippers for Christmas.
I once cut myself in an Apple store
It was because of the cutting edge technology.
A fly landed on the edge of a urinal and fell in.
My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...
They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the world are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
How do we know that the earth isn't flat?
If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.
The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time
It had cutting edge technology
There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
A rope walks into a bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “No, you’re only a rope.” So he decides to disguise himself. He ties himself into a knot & ruffles his edges a bit. The next day, he walks into the bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “Of course... Wait, aren’t you that rope?”
And the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The barman says 'Oh god, not U2 again...'
Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says...
Oh no, not you two again.
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
I got a job at the guillotine factory.
I'll beheading there shortly.
There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I just watched a reality show where flat earthers try to find the edge of the world.
Unfortunately the finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
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